Dog

I am going to watch that film tomorrow night and see if ghosty comes out to play.

Yes, I owe a ghost £20 after he beat me a darts down the pub a week last wednesday.

Guinness lips

Really? Thanks for that information, I hope my sister treats it better than her last abortion.

Spiderman?

Pol Pot ?

Well I've just bought one! I wouldn't be seen dead in one either.

Tarzan

At the moment I just hide my face in the pillow and hope it goes away.

OK disbelievers, last night I was awoken by a huge bang on the bedside table at 4.05am, it then repeated itself once whilst I was awake followed by around ten tapping noises.

Sh1thole. Even the strippers have beards.

Are you really that thick?

If you don't believe me then you can **** Off!! If you do then Thank You.

Sorry I haven't posted over the weekend, but it was the weekend and I was out and about having fun, and not stuck in the office or at home on PC like some sad people. As far as activities go, nothing has happened over the weekend, thank god. And I have no plans to get a vicar in the house, I just hope & pray it'll go away.

Check out the MILF and the young tight camel toes on display in their hot pants?

I know some people may think it's BS but it only happened after the Ouja board she did a few months ago. A lot of things you can put down to simple explanations but the heavy breathing behind the radiator and the lights coming on during the night and Doors slamming during the night put the sh!ts in to me. And the fact that her son keeps seeing people in his bedroom and in the sitting room during the day, what's that all about?

Yeah, it was a ladies voice prattling on at 3:11 this morning, I stayed awake listening but couldn't really understand what was being said. And my bedroom light was on full.

OK, fair enough, I know it's hard to believe & I have never believed in ghosts before now. But I am telling you the way it is, and it's all very true and unreal.

OK, so can you explain the voices, lights coming on & off, lights dimming, things rolling across the floor & banging on the bedroom ceiling?

It isn't a wind up.

So can you explain my situation, or am I losing the plot?

Are you a ghost?

Thanks for your kind offer but I don't live near Southampton. After reading your post about the woman with the mans voice, I had a really strange thing happen to me, three nights ago. I was explaining to my partner about certain activities during the night when all of a sudden my voice went really high pitched and I sounded like an old lady for about one minute. At the time I thought I had a bubble in my throat and we both laughed and took the p!ss.

Brilliant news for Brian. He still looks like a pikey though.