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I have one of these fax machines and in the last 3 days I have had 2 small power cuts. The machine has worked once, and now it has a permanent red light on that is left to the LCD display. Is it knackered?

Just been on the EDL website, can anyone tell me why it has a Google Translate tool at the top?

Harper Seven was named following a misunderstanding. David thought the Doctor asked him the time.

It was dull.

Lip reader

Just off to pick up 4 tickets for sunday only. However I may not be able to make the sunday as I was planning a BBQ. Anyone interested in four contractor wristbands for sunday PM me an offer and I'll get back t'ya! x

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Make sure you leave them backdoors alone, we don't want another Zeebrugger disaster.

Continental all the way baby.

I hope it looks something like this Paraguay home shirt.

Hamster, take a walk down to Avon Dasset and go to the pub there, it's called the Avon. Landlord is a brummie called Steve, you'll like

Brilliant!!!

I had Stephen Hawking over for dinner. All the pervy old bastard did was look to his left at my 10 year old daughter, smiling and drooling. And the bag of gravy he brought with him was all lumpy and tasted bloody horrible.

deppo

He is trying to say, don't shake hands with a left handed man called Mr Gupta or eat bar peanuts in India.

Wierd.

Taking a dump in Delhi........ http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=753_1309733306

Is that your kid doing the YMCA?

Pour a gallon of diesel over the road, get your deckchair out, grab a slab of tinnies and grab your camcorder, you could be £500 richer.

Anyone going to Fairford this year? 16th - 17th July

River Rat!

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This matador is a useless ****, but I love the way he walks off with his head in the clouds. A true legend in his own mind! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbiotnIPjoU&feature=related However, I have nothing against bullfighting or fox hunting, it's up there with the great sports of the world like seal cubbing, which I intend to do next season.

Yeah well, I was lieing the other night when you sent me those photo's, you sicko!!