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Update: Went to bed at 11.00pm, turned off light, nothing. 2.00am woken up by someone talking in room. 3.11am woken up by a ladies voice in room having a full conversation with someone, and my bedroom light was ON!!

French onion soup Liver & Onions 4 cans Tangle Foot Evacuate!

Don't have any nextdoor neighbours, but a church 100yds away.

The bedroom door is always closed when I'm in bed. Last night when I asked if anyone was there? the bedroom light went very dim for two seconds and then bright again... It isn't nice living with a ghost.

Right let's get things straight here. I am not on a wind up that's the truth, and the last two nights I have been woken by 3 year old son at 3.00am on the dot screaming that there is a person in his room. Also the young man has spotted the person ghost thing downstairs in day time. When asked what he looked like the young chap said, 'he is dressed in blue with a red hat on!'. Stuck a plug in PIR into bedroom socket last night and nothing came on during the night, but I did hear bubbling and footsteps for about half an hour in empty bedroom nextdoor. It does make my bloody hair stand up at times. Lump on back of head is still there, and there's a dent in can of BO basher..

If the tide's out don't go fishing!!!

OK this really isn't funny now! I've just walked into the bedroom to get out of my work clothes and I've just been smacked on the back of the head by a can of BO Basher. The force was that hard I dropped to my knees and have a lump the size of a plum on my head.

Are you a rozzer?

Has your misses been dogging?

What flavour?

To be honest, I'd rather keep the ghost than let that that bunch of clowns in my bedroom. They look like a bunch of sex offenders, which one is Chief Spooker Baj?

I did try a bit last year with the snow we had, and I was really good. I was bombing down the road on my cut-off skirting board. I did have problems stopping too though, so I just sat down in the road.

Oh, there was one other thing, when I asked if anyone was there, there was a single knock coming from the ceiling, that happened 4 times in a row. Tonight I'm going to play it at his own games, and dress up in a bed sheet, hopefully that will drive it away for good.

diego maradona & zico

She must sh!t the size of an elephant.

Do the advertise in the Yellow Pages?

Last night it came back.

Did a Ouja board before xmas and got a ghost in the bedroom, scratching the floorboards under the bed and breathing really heavily behind the curtains and radiator. Lightbulb going bright and dim and big bangs going on up in the cellar and in the room during the day and night...... Well, last night i was awoken by a huge bang and something rolling across the bedroom floor around 3am. I lay in bed listening, and heard the floorboards being scratched again, and this really heavy breathing in the room. I thought to myself, it was just my imagination, then I felt something heavy sit on my shoulder and left arm, I couldn't move it and it went cold, then the same happened to my left leg. Then one almighty bang in the bedroom nextdoor followed by something rolling around like a toy or book was rolling down the stairs. I got up to investigate and there was nothing. To be honest i am not really into ghosts but last night was bloody scary. And when I mentioned what had happened to the other half who slept through the lot, she repeated exactly what had happened to her two months before!! What should I do?

Thanks Jonny, but I am looking for half-board hotel, as I don't want to share my food with anyone and can't interact with people I don't know before 11.00am.

SlutSaint

Hello, I am looking at going skiing for the first time ever, and I would like some opinions on this resort. I am planning on going in early April and I think this is the only resort that guarantees snow. Does anyone have any good websites for cheap deals and would I be able to cope without having lessons? Will I need special equipment? I have a fleece & some moon boots and a pair of motocross goggles. Thanks

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