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What happens if you've had a mastectomy, do you get half a t-shirt?

Girl #2000

You should have done the Hanabal Lector lip quiver and followed her into the changing rooms for some true blood sports.

Can anyone tell me what type of dog this is please? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bbc_1306121327

Would he like me to bake him a cake Tim?

Where's Ray Parlours wife FFS?

You shouldn't have been swimming in her slipstream like a pervo.

This site isn't modded anymore James, all the Mods have moved on and got proper jobs. Baj is the terminator!!!

Has anyone sampled the new Stella Artois Cidre? Had a few tinnies yesterday with the vicar, and as a summer cider drinker I can honestly say it has to be probably the best cider out there. 4.5% and made from 50% apples. Bring on the zummer!

I went on Mastermind last week and my specialist subject was Manchester United. John Humphreys said, "Question one: Which Man United player is known as the Welsh Wizard?" I said, "I couldn't say." He said, "Correct, question two..."

vomit

Just wondered if anyone has ever experienced this, have you raped a cucumber or stuck a marrow up your arse? Just out of curiousity what is the best fruit to get stuck into? Or maybe you've done your misses with a bunch of bananas....... Anyway I'm just nipping off to Morrissons to get a frozen chicken.

If you're going to do a kathoey, at least get a good looking one Spudface.

http://images.imageturtle.com/users/1158/ex/12211_WindowsLiveWriter_AmazingLadyboyLiooStrokesHerSweetCock_29A_Lioo%20hiding%20her%20ladyboy%20cock_2.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpjNtC2qV_0&feature=related 4:12 secs

Lady GaGaaa

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81513251/ 31

Have you got one then?

So it comes in a box then and not a case.

Your mum doesn't count.

Does it have a case?

Yes or No?

1, Open the window slightly 2, Wear bed socks 3, Have a vvank