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Make that 12.00pm, I got RL, AL, NA & JFB to all have their photographs taken with my son a month ago. And it is the first door to the left of the Megastore.

Dead as a dodo!

I wish you were dead!

Anyone else with me on this one? 9/11 needed repaying, the US went to war to get that mother f***er, we got the son of a bit(h, now we can all come home!! Helecoptors on rooftops, 40 minute gun battle! Body dumped in sea? What a load of bullsh1t..

It's a **** cake!

It's too camp for Graham Norton, Julian Clarey however.

Made my first batch of Royal Wedding cakes last night for the street party in the village. I thought I'd also do a few sarnies tomorrow, then head down to the Orangery where we can share a nice glass of bubbly and dance to Elton. What are others taking? My cup cake.

Phuket is a lovely place, have to agree slightly that it has gone bad in the last 15 years, however it beats Bali hands down.

I'll give you a bag of apples & 2 jars of honey?

Did anyone else stop in this hotel? Since had a paintjob, and full refurbishment, looks a lot better than the fleapit back then. It had a statue of two dogs sha99ing on the front garden, classy.

Ford Viper?

We need streakers with massive tits and really really hairy fannys.

If it was the bar opposite the home end, it was much more fun before the game & rain, then walking straight into the home end.

Thailand is my favourite destination in the world, the people are beautiful, friendly, and the whole country smiles and loves you, that is, until you do something wrong! And then it becomes the worst place in the world. Thailand - Land of Smiles (what a joke!)

You finger your grandma?

I had a fantastic blow job off a bar girl one evening, we drank champagne on the beach, swam a little, went back to my gaff and nailed her rotten, all through the night. Woke up in the morning and she was reading the Daily Star on the crapper, her name was Bruce.

Yes, and wiping their ar5e on it.

Did it have lot's of love, Ally McCoist on the back?

Done!!

Your brains will drip like spaghetti off the end of a Bucko machete, if you're south of the border you're well out of order and you'll die at the hands of the Yeti !!

I can relate to that, b;tches leave!

Where do all the midget dwarf children hide? You never seem to see them playing around or anything? It's just when they grow up so to speak they all come out to play and shop together. All the midgets I play with are in there 30's upwards. Or was it a flourish of midget sex in the 1970's that produced a wave or trend of them. I have been totaly stumped on this subject for over a decade and today I need answers.

Thank you for all your help on this and I suggested What Saint Boggy said. I am no longer gay I merely wanted answer to the subject for a friend. I am a man? I have never slept with a man, so Delldays Thank you for your kind offer via PM but I prefer women. I have a job that pays the bills and I have kids of my own.