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I also put 80k cash into the house when we moved in. The house is basically worth today What it was when we moved in together. I am not dog and he is not a mincer! So where the hell does he get that figure of 15k from.

I was living with a partner for 5 years in a mortgaged house under my name only. My ex partner was helping pay the mortgage during this term. He left last july and he is demanding a lump sum of around £12,000. The house was purchased for £225,000 and is today valued at £230,000. We have made improvements on the house by upgrading the kitchen which was done through a loan which still has one year to go. The loan is £400 a month in my name only and in good will he is paying £200 a month to help out. He has since found a new partner and he is now demanding the lump sum either by loan or when or if the property is sold. There is nothing official in writing regarding the loan or mortgage. Is he entitled to a share of the property or shall I tell him to get out of here. I am a single parent on very minimum wage. Advice required urgently please.

I would disagree, if you look at the stuff he's selling, he's a skip or a tip groomer.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/sterling-gas-barbeque-/170623511289?pt=UK_Home_Garden_BBQ_s_Accessories_LE&hash=item27b9f42af9 Beat this!!

ist mein hunt.

Memory lane

Send Redknapp, it might sort his twitch out.

What the f**k have we got to do with Celtic son?

I love wearing my tight jean shorts without pants, but my ultimate pulling gear has to be my white basketball trainers, beige chinos & black lonsdale vest.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cd5361b8d7/final-stretched

My boss has the hottest ar5e and legs in the world.

Yes I am, but the two I killed both were poorly and had runny arses, and I was asked to terminate their hamster lives. Thank you for your kind words.

Screen legend Elizabeth Taylor dies - Yahoo! Seems a bit harsh.

I have a boiler suit and a bent co.ck, and I am fluent in german.

I've had to kill 2 Hamsters this year so far.

17.91 miles L2 Northampton Town Football Club 22.85 miles L1 MK Dons Football Club 25.11 miles CH Coventry City Football Club 35.15 miles PR Birmingham City Football Club 35.28 miles L2 Cheltenham Town AFC 36.21 miles CH Leicester City Football 37.25 miles PR Aston Villa Football Club 39.19 miles L1 Wycombe Wanderers Football Club 39.66 miles CH West Bromwich Albion Football Club 42.40 miles L1 Swindon Town Football CLUB

OK cool, I suppose I'll have to contribute my services to fund the trip?

Don't go it's a sh*hole! It stinks and it's full of beggars, buskers & Michael Jackson impersonators.

Isn't it ironic? Fish are now eating raw Japanese.

Me and Baj are going to Mauritius next month, stopping at an all inclusive 5* hotel, really can't wait to be honest. And the fact that he's treating me and I don't have to pay a penny towards it really turns me on. I just hope he's booked single rooms!

Right, where is everyone going this year? Corfu Salzburg San Francisco/ LA Perth

Is that what you told your wife after a nights dogging up the woods?

Jealousy is a bad thing Keith, you'll never beat them. And it's ###king disgusting!!

They have probably just had a key cut, and they don't always work 1st time, you need to file the rough bits down, I normally use a wall or the pavement, but if there wasn't one around I'd probably use a car too. What do you drive Keef?

Jesus Christ, you're not on holiday again, you must be raking it in?