Dog

Christmas day falls on a sunday this year.

Did you bone her?

Turn skids inside out and carry on drinking.

Do the pictures in my post look like GILF Deppo, you sick granny f**ker?

Shut the f**k up you prize co(ksucker.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1382850/Nigella-Lawsons-burkini-A-suntan-actually-protect-skin-cancer.html

Pot Noodle.

I hope they cut his eyelids off.

Lovely place.

Is it moving now? Mine isn't.

Why don't mine move?

juice

What is your favourite place to stay and best beach in the county of Cornwall? I always choose to go to Polperro, love the beach at Gunwalloe. I hate St Ives & Newquay. Porthcurno & Kynance turn me on.

Please don't tread on my cheeseburger - Pig with the face of a boy

Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood

cheese

SOLD for £700

Osama Bin Laden is an anagram of "Lob da man in sea"

Jose Fonte baby v Brighton away, for obvious reasons. Biggest goal of the season by a mile!

He's ran out of credit?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=735_1304308716

Has it been used for drug taking or just sex viewing?