Dog

You dirty ba5tard!!

Please can you post a video tomorrow of the zits on your arse and face.

Timmy Flowers

An eye for an eye. Spoon them out I'd do it.

I like Jamie, I used to go out with a Jamie, she had lovely pert t!ts and a shaven haven.

George is a great old mans name but I think it looks gay on a child or youth. Terrance takes some beating. Cedric or Clarence?

labia

1, Exploring the world on membership fees 2, Getting his beard trimmed 3, Belgium 4, Having lunch with Ponty 5, Deepthroating Stephen Hawking 6, Asleep 7, Other (add your own) Mods can we make this a poll?

Just had a conversation with Mandeep. It's a classic

Yokohama tyres are rubbish, 2 months old and they have half worn on the rear which gives off a dreadful humming noise.

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pussy

I hope you took a bath and washed all your clothes and shoes on a 90 degree cycle.

" I don't know what you ****s are laughing at, I'm off to AC Milan next week and Kelvins coming with me!"

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Do you still put it out at your age?

Who's playing?

fisting

Firstly get off your arse and clean the flat up. Hoover the spiders up! Then tell your boyfriend to stop biting you when you're conker deep inside him.

Farm

Has it got two little dots in the centre? More likely a spider, but it may be a flea. Can anyone do this? http://poststuff6.entensity.net/050911/head.php

Probably something to do with it being closed for 65 years.

Edwina

Rook