Dog

Lived in Istanbul for 12 months, didn't work just stayed in my Penthouse, going to football & parties, now that was fun. All Turkish girls have to be the virgin before they get married, so 12 months of cherry popping was fun, although I struggle to get a kebab these days.

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Yes

Yes, I emigrated to Australia in 1990, left here and went to change my life in Oz, until I found out the Aussie's are a bunch of C**nts, even worse than the Yanks. I just couldn't get on with most of them, it ended up in daily punch ups, arson & even broken bones, so I came home. I did manage to nail loads of women out there though, I would Aussie's are bigger slags than the Brits.

Depending on what car you drive, DSG gearboxes are brilliant in the golf, but surely changing gear up and down is the best part of driving?

Luckily all my children have webbed fingers so the chance of sticking them in a socket are zero.

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neil lennon

OK, is it safe to squirt olive oil into my earhole, and will the wax fall out on its own?

Why is this in the Muppet Show?

Sue, have you ever dabbled with a bit of veg?

Please vote

Doing a survey on what people choose to drink when in a pub.

16 voters? Bit crap, come on Tim

It will never stop the egg & chippers eating burgers & kebabs, they will just buy less White Lightning now that's gone up from £2.50 to £7.50 for 4 Ltrs. Most burger monsters are friends with the staff on the drive-thru's so they either get it free or less than half price.

Great shout there The Cat, should I boil it first and add a knob of butter, or just fire it in raw?

After failing to do a bird with a butternut squash last weekend, I was thinking what veg or fruit you could use to pleasure yourself with? I've heard of builders sha99ing cucumbers in their portaloo's and I know that women love a carrot from behind, but has anyone ever used anything a bit different for the love making?

Why? Look mate, I may have posted some crap on here ages ago, but I got over all that silly billy stuff now, and I'm serious and want to normal.

There is a company named ENTERPRISE which have just been purchased by AMEY Construction, get on it quick, thank me later. Dog

What, it has a virus but no case? Ok sounds good, how much would you take, with and without the case?

Thanks for your advice Ken Tone, i will book up with the doc if it hasn't gone away by the end of the month.

I had a threesome with midgets on a beach in Corfu, well one was wheelchair bound so she didn't really do a lot. Quite a pleasant experience to be able to throw them around and give them a good drilling without having to position them. Jane in the wheelchair loved cleaning up afterwards.

Yes, that is what I'm thinking, although i haven't biro'd my ear for a couple of weeks, so the deafness came out of the blue.

I don't have waxy ears.

4/5 years