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I've woken up with a deaf ear, my right ear is all muffled and feels like it is blocked. When people talk or I talk it sounds all tinny inside my ear, and I am struggling with hearing things, when i put my finger in my right ear, my left ear goes deaf. I know it's not a build up of wax because I scraped it all out with a biro lid, but my deafness has been with me now for 48 hours and I am worried I may be going mad.

I have a dishwasher that worked fine until about a month ago. I've cleaned the filters added salt and it just doesn't work. It makes a noise like it's working and it sounds like water is coming out but no water actually enters the dish zone. Also, it sometimes struggles to empty the water, and on occasions there is a pool of 3" of water at the base, when you turn it on it does drain away but never allows water to the spraying arms. Other than get an engineer out, what can I try?

Does it have any Viruses? Does it have a case?

Yes, I can believe that Turkish, because Indians and all Asians have tiny penises, so anything over 3" would seem like an annaconda to the bearded women of Bombay. But all the Indians I've gone down on have really hairy fanny's and a foul smelling vaginas of curry and rotten meat. They also had bad facial hair which tickled my ballsack when I got a 50p blow job in a Chemist.

I had a mate who was a copper, a Villa fan too who went to games & got lashed up all the time. He was a right laugh but as he was a copper you just couldn't tell him everything and his eyes were darting around the pub all the time like an owl on a waltzer. One evening after having a skinful of lager with him and 4 other close mates, he decided to leave the pub without warning, then outside he was waiting with 2 police cars and waiving his breathalizer like he'd won gold at the olympics. The ba5tard stitched us all up. Luckily I only lived 200yds from the pub so I left my car there and crawled home on all fours past the waiting police. He is no longer my friend.

Dirty in what way? Do they have a smelly slit & crusty sweaty ringpiece?

Has Stu found him yet?

That was R _ P E mate

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Euro 2012 Top Goalscorer Top Goalscorer M Gomez (Germany) 7/1 K Gameiro (France) 40/1 N Jelavic (Croatia) 66/1 R Van Persie (Holland) 10/1 L Remy (France) 40/1 A Arshavin (Russia) 66/1 D Villa (Spain) 14/1 R Pavlyuchenko (Russia) 40/1 M Baros (Czech Republic) 66/1 C Ronaldo (Portugal) 14/1 Pedro (Spain) 40/1 I Olic (Croatia) 66/1 M Klose (Germany) 14/1 R Van Der Vaart (Holland) 40/1 L de Jong (Holland) 66/1 F Llorente (Spain) 16/1 D Silva (Spain) 40/1 J Menez (France) 66/1 KJ Huntelaar (Holland) 20/1 Cacau (Germany) 40/1 P Pogrebnyak (Russia) 66/1 K Benzema (France) 20/1 D Welbeck (England) 50/1 Y Gourcuff (France) 80/1 F Torres (Spain) 20/1 H Postiga (Portugal) 50/1 N Bendtner (Denmark) 80/1 R Soldado (Spain) 20/1 Liedson (Portugal) 50/1 T Gekas (Greece) 80/1 M Balotelli (Italy) 20/1 Ibrahimovic (Sweden) 50/1 Xavi (Spain) 80/1 A Negredo (Spain) 20/1 O Giroud (France) 50/1 A Carroll (England) 80/1 G Pazzini (Italy) 22/1 H Almeida (Portugal) 50/1 N Kalinic (Croatia) 100/1 T Muller (Germany) 25/1 A Shevchenko (Ukraine) 50/1 I Klasnic (Croatia) 100/1 C Fabregas (Spain) 25/1 A Kerzhakov (Russia) 50/1 L Modric (Croatia) 100/1 L Podolski (Germany) 25/1 M Ozil (Germany) 50/1 A Dzagoev (Russia) 100/1 A di Natale (Italy) 25/1 J Defoe (England) 50/1 T Kroos (Germany) 100/1 W Sneijder (Holland) 33/1 D Sturridge (England) 50/1 N Liberopoulos (Greece) 100/1 W Rooney (England) 33/1 A Iniesta (Spain) 50/1 K Doyle (Ireland) 125/1 D Bent (England) 33/1 M Reus (Germany) 50/1 P Brozek (Poland) 125/1 A Gilardino (Italy) 33/1 F Lampard (England) 66/1 A Milevskiy (Ukraine) 125/1 A Robben (Holland) 33/1 S Nasri (France) 66/1 S Long (Ireland) 125/1 P Osvaldo (Italy) 40/1 A Young (England) 66/1 A Charisteas (Greece) 150/1 F Ribery (France) 40/1 D de Rossi (Italy) 66/1 J Walters (Ireland) 150/1 A Schurrle (Germany) 40/1 T Walcott (England) 66/1 T Pekhart (Czech Republic) 150/1 R Lewandowski (Poland) 40/1 Eduardo (Croatia) 66/1 J Elmander (Sweden) 150/1 J Mata (Spain) 40/1 A Pirlo (Italy) 66/1 S Cox (Ireland) 150/1 Nani (Portugal) 40/1 D Kuyt (Holland) 66/1 D Rommedahl (Denmark) 200/1 B Gomis (France) 40/1 R Keane (Ireland) 66/1 G Samaras (Greece) 200/1 E Heskey (England) 1000000000000/1 Each Way Terms 1/4 places 1,2,3,4

I actually believe for the first time in my life something that Derek Acorah has said.

I used to be friends with an American airforce chap named Randy Jewburner

I can see some sort of pattern here What age were these kids?

No, Scotland is good.

Not too sure on the Thai Beach Volleyball team ?

Please can you list what country him/her comes from. I am doing research on which countries women put it out more. And finally list the number of victims?

"one of them" Isn't that a little homophobic Jill? What happened, did he stick his toad in someone else's hole?

The Knob

Done! Everyone on here should donate something, the bloke's a legend for doing what he's just done.. Fair play Stu Stick this on the main forum & get the money coming.

Brilliant weekend, weather was sunny and did a cavern, climbed up to the castle & Mam Tor, got hammered on Old Rosie, The Castle was a good place to stay, brilliant location and lovely room. Thanks for all your recommendations folks, and thanks to John for the pretty short cut we took on the way up.

The George pub is owned by Charles Wells, and only did Bombadier, Scrumpy Jack & Carlsberg.

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