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B0LL0X! I've got flights going with them on 1st Aug and returning 9th August from Birmingham to Alicante, please say I'll be alright, it's a must trip.

Me and the wife were in the shopping centre earlier, where we rounded a corner to see a gaggle of young girls, all wearing next to nothing, pouring out of hmv. "Phoarr!", I said to the wife, pointing at a gorgeous lass of about twenty. "I bet you'd ****ing love to have legs like her." She didn't respond, but I could tell she was upset. I could hear the sobs as I wheeled her up the ramp into debenhams.

Scum! They bleed company's dry to make themselves fat & rich.

You do if you're minceing around in fishnet stockings and a boobtube, high on poppers

He killed himself, he was a closet homo/cross dresser and couldn't live with the shame, so he hid himself in a bag a suffocated himself. There is no evidence of being bummed prior to death so case closed!

Gudgeon fishing in the canal

Cheers Skippy, I'll be there. Will there be any birds going, or is it men only? Greetings from Perth

Barrymore ?

Did she come to buy one of your famous extremely rare cats?

Correct, but traditional for the AWAY fans and not half the home support.

It's the law in the Prem.

No, he won't be playing football for a while yet, he's only just learnt to wipe his ar5e again.

Saints are going to sign an ex-Premiership winner within the next two weeks - fACT!

Have you been asleep for 5 years?

Can you add beach balls and random inflatables of bananas, hammers & dolphins to that almost perfect list.

What about a shiny silk one with a pair of tight jeans halfway down my asscheeks so my NEXT boxers are hanging out, with a nice grandad style t-shirt in white, with sky blue espardrilles & a Hollister baseball cap?

'We're Premier league, we're Premier leaaaaaaague, we are Southampton, we're Premier league!'

Who was the tit dressed up in a full on dog suit with big floppy ears in the Northam, he even started barking

I got the same Email too people, and I have a table of 20 spare places going. If you would like to join me for an evening of celebrations and games, please send £100 to Paypal address 'georgemagazumba@hotmail.ru' and meet me outside Saint Mary's in your black tie and flip flops.Peace

Bird's Eye Patato Waffles Stadium

Get your shirts here folks http://www.soccerprint.co.uk/shop/regional-t-shirts/i-love-coventry-t-shirt.html you can hang them next to your Southend & Walsall shirts. Be quick, they're selling out fast!

I think the football club should sell flares next season like they do programmes. 'Come and get your match flares, 2 for a fiver!' Loving the flares with a capital L.

I did read a bit of the Hobbit, got to about page 12 then binned it as it was a load of old poop.