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What were you doing in Spain Turkish, you weren't there long?

£5 membership? You don't still pay that do you, I haven't paid £5 for 3 years, thought it was all free these days.

Salmon

Can you explain why £758.33 has been taken from my Paypal account please?

You two used to be in Love

Sniff

Don't worry I'm getting a new GTI Edition 35.

Kids with skinheads

Birds with ****s and nipples pierced

Pakistani's Pitbulls Pigeon Loft's Poundland Poles People Carriers Painted Houses

If you're serious, PM an offer.

Matt & Hoppo removing Turkish from the stadium after he got stuck in his fancy dress costume.

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BMW 1 series look rubbish, and I just couldn't sit in a Skoda.

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He has the arse of an elephant or that's a mini football?

Ooh I love rabbit pie

He he heeeeeey, he he he heeeeeey, oooooooh ya baddY! Seen them twice, they were brilliant. Warning! Don't get blinded by Shaun Ryders teeth.

Ignore button?

I was thinking more VW GTD ? I need speed.

OK, looking at changing my thirsty petrol car to a nippy diesel turbo, what diesel hatchbacks are quick?

Knickers

How do you test a holdall? What do you do Alpine?