Dog

I love to eat Wotsits and smear all the cheesy powder over my face and eyes, and sometimes on my todger as foreplay.

Loved the Wotsit chant last night, we kept changing it to fish finger, scampi fry & goldfish. At one point Jeremy pee'd his pants when I said he looked like a giant cheese puff.

Anyone who called the keeper a Wotsit last night needs lining up against a wall and shot through the head! It makes me ****ing cringe

Nutter!

If you're wondering what your girlfriend would look like as a blow up doll... Just watch her put on mascara.

In the cellar.

Bristol City were aweful saturday, I was there.

You sound like Judith Chalmers.

Embassy

I only ever change my underpants when Saints lose, and I empty my sack when they win.

Orange & Patrick have them! Are you happy with the seating arrangement PB?

Not winding anyone up!

oh, are they?

Yes, of course. They are in block 44 or 45 I think. I'll let you know when they all arrive.

Clear & Sunny here in Peterboro!

hunt

You can stand under my umberella.

I think I would rather take a bullet in the head, then to live with that over me for the rest of my limited life. I have a feeling he wont make it to his sentance.

I think I've got two spare tickets. Not entirely sure as when I ordered online, it said 'time out' so continued to order, same result. Then 2 hours later got confirmation saying ticket order confirmation!! I think I may have a few spares, will post them on here if I do.

Bender

I think they should stick him in a cell with Barrymore, Winton, Clary & Norton, they can all bum him to death.

Alpine, when does Fritzl get out? Surely he's done his time now, afterall What he did is common practice in Austria isn't it? My sister lived there for 15 years and everyone had a cellar full of family, friends or strangers, it's just away of life in Austria.

Apparently he was high on LSD and just finished watching Rambo on dvd before he went on his rampage. But you have to feel a little sorry for him cause his cat ran away when he was just 6 years old, and his mum ran off with an ice cream man when he was 15. His dad supports Luton Town and got caught riding his pushbike through the village wearing a nurses outfit complete with stockings when he was 17. Then his dad got caught using the Glory Hole down the pub when he was 18. Poor chap, no wonder he lost the plot that day, we all do it from time to time.

Can you pay on the turnstile on the night?