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Have you read the book by Colin Martin 'Welcome to Hell' ? I think he was doing real estate in Thailand, good read. Have you got any jobs going over there?

Where are you, have you been deported?

What's wrong with you?

or chainsaws?

I've got a good mate living in Koh Chang if you fancy meeting up with him? What do you do over there ThaiSaint?

If it's a Travellodge then No!

I am sick to the teeth with people who cannot speak proper English or Asians calling me up at least 6 times a day, normally when I'm having my dinner or tea, in the bath or stroking one off, ringing me up and asking if I am the owner of the house? 'No, I've just broke in to answer the ****ing phone you dirty smelly ****ing ****!!!' I do not want loft insulation, I do not want double ****ing glazing, I do not want cheaper ****ing car insurance, if i did I'd get off my arse and go and get some!! And the bastards that call you and hang up when you answer makes my ****ing blood itch, I've been through 8 telephones this year alone, and I have a whole in my wall from talking to the idiots who only understand pigeon English. I registered with some company 9 months ago to stop cold calling, and it got worse! Any help would be nice?

Biggest away game of the season today as the league stands and with Warnocks first game it was a massive win. Southampton football club have given me some hard times over the years but tonight I'm as happy as a pig in mud and I now know Saints will win this division and return to the place where they belong. I love you Southampton!

I bet the dogs gutted

That video should be on the national news, so the whole country can see it.

I would if I understood what you were saying.

Holland is the area around Amsterdam, Amsterdam is the only important place in the Netherlands, so Holland it is.

Best thing ever! Dumped the Mrs for a new model & shaven. Got a sports car. Got a penis extension. Shaved my hair off. Covered my body in Tatts. Changed my name to Jason. Got my nipples pierced & bellend pierced. Learned to skateboard.

Every morning I always have a McMuffin for breakfast & 30 chicken McNuggets to take to work and heat up in the microwave, on a friday I treat myself to 2 Big Macs. McDonalds is the best food chain out there, and it's not that unhealthy as people make out.

I know it's wrong to **** your mum or sister but is ****ging your niece wrong?

Can I upload a 20 minute documentary from DVD to youtube? Help?

Which ones are brighter/better out of these? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NEW-OSRAM-H7-NIGHT-BREAKER-PLUS-CAR-HEADLAMP-BULBS-H7-/190645185168?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item2c6356aa90 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/330689803774?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230670863860 I'm guessing these? Mehball?

rape

Serious question: Did she get the AIDS from being raped or did she already have it before she was raped, and did the rapist get the AIDS?

Which would give better fuel consumption? Having the ESP OFF or ON?

"Your Honour."

Is she bed ridden?

Where do you live?