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Brown Star Wars

One flew over the cuckoos nest

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Is that real? Get in there!!!!

Gypsies are nice people

Jack & Diane lyrics A little ditty, 'bout Jack & Diane - Two american kids growin' up in the heart land. Jacky gonna be a football star Diane's debutante in back seat of Jacky's car. Suckin' on chili dog, outside the taste freeze Diane sitting on Jacky's lap got his hands between her knees Jacky say "Hey, Diane,let's run off behind the shady trees Dribble off those bobby brooks let me do what I please" saying: Oh yeah, life goes on Long after the thrill of living is gone, sayin' Oh yeah, life goes on Long after the thrill of living is gone They walk on Jacky sits back collects his thoughts for the moment Scratches his head and does his best James Dean Well man there and Diane, we ought to run off to the city [From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/john-mellencamp-lyrics/jack-&-diane-lyrics.html ] Diane says, "Baby you ain't missing a thing" but Jacky says: Oh yeah, life goes on Long after the thrill of living is gone Oh yeah - they says - life goes on Long after the thrill of living is gone So let it rock, let it roll Let the bible belt, come and save my soul Holdin' on to sixteen as long as you can Change is coming round real soon make us woman and men Oh yeah, life goes on Long after the thrill of living is gone Oh yeah - they says - life goes on Long after the thrill of living is gone A little ditty, 'bout Jack and Diane - Two american kids doin', best they can

Probably one of the best ever songs hand written by a modern genius: Yo, VIP, let's kick it! Ice ice baby Ice ice baby All right stop Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance Bum rush the speaker that booms I'm killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less that the best is a felony Love it or leave it You better gain way You better hit bull's eye The kid don't play If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice ice baby Vanilla Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point, to the point no faking I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon Burning them if they're not quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin in my 5.0 With my ragtop down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby Waving just to say hi Did you stop? No, I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Yo so I continued to a1a Beachfront Ave Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rock man lovers driving Lamborghini Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine Ready for the chumps on the wall The chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine All I heard were shells Fallin' on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm tryin' to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice ice baby Vanilla Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade, slice it like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast Other DJ's say, "damn" If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it! Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice ice baby Vanilla Yo man, let's get out of here Word to your mother Ice ice baby Too cold Ice ice baby Too cold too cold Ice ice baby Too cold Ice ice baby Too cold too cold

Hester deserves his bonus. He left the Abbey National as a top boy to go and rescue the sh;t that the RBS were in, and apparently he has saved them millions!! Say what you want about him, he is a nice man, with a nice house & a new ex-wife, which would maybe be good for him to not receive the bonus? He is in the Warwickshire hunt, not the Heythrop.

Great thread! I have tried many malt whiskeys, and every year I seem to find a new favourite. However, the one I'm on at the moment I would consider the best for flavour and smoothness, I would suggest you all try............ Balvenie malt

'No income tax, No VAT No premiership points of man citeh In the dock Face so pale Arry Redknapp's going to jail.... Viva HMRC God Bless HMRC C'est magnifique HMRC'

What do you think of Ken Smith as manager Wizza?

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Escape to Victory

No, I don't go to games, I hope to attend my first match next season if we go up, probably against Maaan U.

Puncheon is a prize tosser still, and was rubbish the last time he played for us. Bad attitude!

Nice try, but I'm not letting these beauties go for anything!! I've probably got some baby elephant tusks in the loft and a lions head which I shot by mistake, thinking it was a gazelle, if you want to pick it up?

Yes very serious, it wasn't anymore than a tenner, and they were the expensive ones. I could have gone for the baby feet which were cheaper, but you'd only manage to get on brolly inside.

I've got the most beautiful gorilla foot umbrella stand on my fireplace, I picked it up for a song in India.

Any **** that wears shoes like that deserves to get ****ed up.

Did you get that stain out of your sofa Jill?

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Shouldn't this be in the Muppet show?