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6 pints of flat Old Rosie and I hit the deck playing darts.

Went to Westons Cider Factory in Much Marcle last weekend, did you know Fred Wests' family home is only 1/4 mile away from the factory, the home where he cut off his 1st wife's & childs head and buried her in the garden. Also he admitted to 20 other victims which were never found, all buried around the orchards of Weston's. So don't be too surprised if one day you get a bit of head on your scrumpy.

It's stopped now.

Gods Jizm.

Has arrived!

Bloodbath in Liege (Belgium) Today Liege/Luik Belgium . First info stating 4 people waiting at a busstop . Grenades were thrown into the busstop. People are saying it was an act of terrorism , people also heard shooting. One suspect kiled , one arrested and one is at large . First reactions saying Pakistani's were involved.

Witnesses say a man in his 40s threw grenades at a bus stop in Place Saint Lambert, a busy square. At least one other man is thought to be involved. That's brilliant Lol

Win Single Scorecast: R Lambert, |Southampton| 3 - 1 @ 45/1 1 line at £50.00 per line Total stake for this bet: £50.00 Potential returns: £2250.00 No: O/203***2/0000*** Get in there!!

I'm going skiing in January for the first time and to be honest I'd rather stick my eyelids together with superglue.

Skates 1 - 3 Scummers Lambo hat-trick .

Just get it fixed you tight bastard

Carsten Janker Ian Ormondroyd Peter Crouch

Never trust a man with a beard, they're either paedos, liars, gay or wierd.

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OK folks, I have Yoko's on the back which are brilliant but sound like the wheel bairings have gone due to the tyres wearing uneven so wont be getting them again. I have Continental Sport on the front, very good but haven't lasted 6 months. Was going for Michelins but they want £170 a tyre so not too keen on them, or maybe Bridgestone REO50. However I have come across these tyres, Nokian Z G2 which have excellent ratings, has anyone used these tyres and what are they like? They also do a good winter tyre, the Nokian WR A3. Not too sure what to go for, need them replacing today???

I may of broke into the ground midweek circa 1990 and deposited a huge curly wirly in the main stand and decorated all the back boards with three initials of my favourite football team in red spray paint, but my memory isn't too great these days and it is all a bit of a blur. Slaphead giving it large on his balcony, 'come on then you f***ing scummers!'

I am going dressed as a Chewbacca out of Star Wars. I was going as R2D2 but it may be hard getting through the turnstiles. Glad you liked my policeman's hat at Coventry Turkish.

I heard it was Stevie G

Paul Evans - Hello this is Joannie Classic

I heard Duncan Ferguson was bumming Speed..

http://www.mentalzero.com/Chick-s-Enormous-Tits-Keep-Falling-Out-During-Live-TV-Show-1777.html

Isn't that Jill's pussy?

Damien Duff?

Going skiing in Austria next week Kev, really can't wait to practice my snowplough on the slopes.