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If you get caught drink driving, eat a cigarette, suck a two pence piece, drink some urine & have a quick ****.

Show some ****ing respect, he dead.

I tend to shoot my brandy sauce in mum's coffee mug.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=754_1319545360

I don't think dropping the stretcher on the way to the ambulance did him any good. If he had a broken neck that probably finished him off.

Can you walk over that?

Conker deep in the sheep.

Going up to Llandgollen this weekend for a mooch about. Anything to do around there apart from the railway?

Can anyone explain what other animal would eat a fox, badger & muntjac?

Whilst out walking on sunday morning with my son, we came across a large black cat sat looking at a large cow just feet away on the edge of the woods. The cow was sat on the dirt track in a field and didn't seem concerned. It was really quite scary and l led my son away walking backwards to keep an eye on the animal! It didnt move but we did! After a good hour walk through the woods going the opposite way to the cat, I decided to go and have another look, but the animal had gone. What I found was quite worrying, the exact place where the cat was resting was a pile of bones which I presume had been regurgitated. After close inspection I noticed body parts of what looked like deer fur, a muntjac backbone, badger jawbone & a front leg of an adult fox. We did manage to get a bad picture of the cat when we were walking back to the car, but it was along way and so the quality of the picture isn't great. The whole experience was quite scary and made the hairs on my neck stand up.

'You Jewish Turd!'

http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/2010/12/argos-catalogue-1976/

Mistake! You should've introduced yourself with a meat cleaver and tortured him.

I bet Tony Blair is looking over his shoulder.

I've seen this sort of thing first hand, in Thailand & Malaysia. Life is cheap and they're busy people.

Were you jerkin the gherkin? .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khuu-RhOBDU

Did you get your stain of your sofa Jill?

Did they steam off the stamps on the letters?

Great advice. Wish I'd have read that 12 months ago.

Worzel gummidge?

Brilliant Baj, can you do me a Hong Kong Phooey one please?

I've done it.