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I don't see the attraction myself, what's wrong with a good old fashioned vvank?

Google Earth it

Gay or not, RIP. Good player. Sad for his family.

Handbags....

Push her down the stairs, there's plenty more fish in the sea.

Did you search 'D!ck shots' to find that video Julian?

If I had just one wish, it would be that you were in those buildings.

Gordon's is a cheap gin, and Sue it doesn't matter what quality it is as the sloe's take over the flavour, so for once my darling, you are talking out of your arse!! x

LeTissier has a cracking perm in that video.

JESUS is a _ _ _ _ Winner gets a signed photograph of Jesus in his sandals & nappy.

Unfortunatly, due to current climate, I am only spending £500 each on my kids, but I have got them a pony & a new quad bike for after Xmas dinner just to stop the hurt.

Why, do they give out free mince pies & bum you in their cellar?

Here you go, http://www.zedge.net/ringtone/438202/ you grumpy bugger! Enjoy the moment, it's taken a long time.

Went to Israel in 1986, visited Jerusalem, Jericho, Bethlehem Etc. Very strange country, everyone was carrying guns, bazookas and anti aircraft weapons on the beach, in the pubs, clubs and restaurants. Food was outstanding though, and the beef was excellent. Loads of aircraft flying over constantly and check points everywhere. The day we hired a car and went to Jerusalem and ended up in a residential area to be confronted by 100+ scarfed up & tooled up Palestine youth was one of the worst experiences in my life, personally I don't know how we got out there alive, as they ran at us from 300yds away and I am convinced to this day they were going to kill us. Worth a visit, but would never go back again. Women are beautiful and the Dead sea stinks of farts, and you will sink if you stand up outside the bathing area.

How gay!

'Pull my finger foureyes'

The January Transfer window scares me.

Do you know Gareth?

Words of experience!

Get the most expensive car they offer you and pay for private fuel it's cheaper and you can fiddle it if you're not too thick. Don't touch Ford's or Vauxhalls as they are rubbish, go for a German or Japanese car with the biggest engine and learn to park it.

bullsh^t central

'Have you seen the hounds?' Arf Arf

http://www.skydive.co.uk/res_website.asp?supplierCode=HIN100

You want me to sell it for you?

Deppo is alive and well in the forum, I can confirm.