An Italian was in court accused of rape.
The Judge asked him to give an account of what happened.
' Well,I took offa my shirt,she took offa her shirt.
I took offa my pants ,she took offa her pants. '
' I understand, ' said the judge ' but was there consent. '
' Si, ' said the Italian excitedly, ' there wasa cu.nt scent on my moustache,there wasa cu.nt scent on my fingers,there wasa cu.nt scent everywhere. '