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Face paint- Yes, every game Wig- Yes, every game Jester hat- No, wont fit on my red & white wig Replica shirt- Yes of course Scarf- Always wear two, one on each wrist Stone Island- Yes, Stone Island Jumper, Jeans, Boots & t-shirt.... oh hold on a minute, it's River Island. How did I do?

Watched 'Cross of Iron' last night, brilliant film, thanks for recommending that one. Don't rejoice in his defeat, you men. 
For though the world stood up and stopped the bastard, 
The b!tch that bore him is in heat again.
 Bertolt Brecht

Just bought Cross of Iron & Dad's Army.

I've just ordered, The bridge over the river Kwai & Where Eagles Dare.

Are you calling me a vvanker? I broke my wrist 15 years ago and never bothered to get it fixed until the pain brought tears to my eyes.

After an operation to remove the scaphoid bone in my right wrist 4 years ago I am suffering dreadful pains in my wrist. Does anyone know of any strong pain relief to use? Failing that I've been offered a new titanium wrist at 80k but really don't want to go through surgery again.The pain is unbearable.

It's either her period or you went too deep.

As with all Calor Gas heaters you get a very high pitched squeeky voice like a pikey.

Grape nuts or crusty flange.

Leave him alone.

What are the best WW2 films on DVD? I'm looking at gathering a collection, looking for the one with a load of Nazi's driving tanks and motorbikes and sidecars down a valley?

£30 for a car washed by a bunch of pikey m1nge, rip off!

Look at this bird, pretty face but her tits are a bit small........ http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af2_1320396283

Yes, i stick them in the bath once a fortnight.

Why not buy a new oven? I bet you'll want a new toilet and bath next, afterall I bet the tenant left some nasty rim stains.

I don't have an oven. Just a microwave & a toaster.

http://www.southamptonovencleaning.co.uk/?gclid=CKPgrMu2mqwCFQ8ntAodH25NPQ

http://www.getoffyourarseandcleanityourself.co.uk

I'm sure they could send someone around if you're desperate. Good name, it suits you.

http://www.google.com ?

Did he have a big cock?