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One of my favourites.

Is she not on the sex offenders register?

Would you stick your di

I just hope that Reverend Huntley doesn't perform the Christening.

Sorry, didn't realise you were the father. What's next, she'll become a childminder?

http://www.people.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2011/10/30/soham-liar-maxine-carr-gives-birth-to-a-baby-boy-102039-23523889/ I wonder if she'll call him Ian?

It beggars belief.

Disgusting behaviour, just leave the faggots alone, it doesn't bother me what they get up to in their own homes, it's when they start kissing and touching in public that I don't like to see.

I bet Essruu drinks Camp in a glass.

Colin, surely you can sort out a local pub, have a word with the landlord and make it Saints only.

Yeah I remember that night, The Specials played without Terry and Neville sang Concrete Jungle whilst wearing a grass skirt.

Nigel did mine, they are doing a deal, 2 cars for £200 each, so I got mine done and the 18 year old office girl. She said she'll pay me back a bit at a time.

Got my tickets yesterday for this concrete jungle.

http://www.claridgemotorsalvage.co.uk/index.asp

They can do if you require it, but I couldn't be bothered.

Just to let you know, I had it done yesterday and driving at normal cruising conditions I am getting around 6mpg better fuel economy. When I put my foot down hard, the difference is massive, in fact it's too quick for the brakes. Best £200 I've ever spent.

What do Colonel Gadaffi & Freddie Mercury have in common? They both died after being shot up the sewage pipe.

Good points. I can't afford a new car at the moment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f98_1319636728

How bloody rude!! .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4f2_1319554992 1:21 sec you can see Gadaffi swallow so he isn't dead at this moment in time.

I always shove my drugs up my arse when travelling.

I am looking at getting my car chipped to take it up to 300bhp (285 lb-ft) a mate is going to do it for £200 inc vat, he has told me that it will make my fuel economy better. http://www.angeltuning.co.uk/ Performance will improve by 60bhp, but how will my car run cheaper on fuel?

Thanks for all your help. Betsy Cod thingy is a bit far, but I'll do the horseshoe falls and walk the towpath.