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Never really been into this processed meat, but yesterday I got a craving for corned beef sandwiches, opened the tin up and realised that it must be liquid form to get it into the tin. What is it made from? Is it all the waste off cattle that has been stuck in a blender similar to pork pies. Is it bad for you? Smells like cat food, and i have got them in my pack up! Anyone into this northern fodder?

The ghost returned on saturday evening. We decided to have an early night, so went up to bed around 11.50pm, whilst we were both in the bedroom getting undressed there was a loud thud which came from the attic, followed by what sounded like many tiles falling off the roof, we could hear scraping noises from above. Anyway, didn't really bother us that much, as we both know that something is in our house. Right, we get into bed and we are talking about stuff, when all of a sudden behind me was a very loud double tapping noise on what seemed to appear like a stone or something metal on the window. My partner froze and sh;t herself, I got out of bed and checked outside the window to see if anything had been thrown at the bedroom window, nothing. Then, I mentioned that the sound wasn't actually the window, but it was directly behind me, which on the wall was a very old mirror, the tapping had come from the mirror which had been given to my partner by her now deceased relative. All very strange, but for the first time, it actually made my balls shrink, and the hairs on my neck stand up.

I heard he paid her in kind.

Bring your sledges.

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Anyone who pays 500 quid for a cat is bonkers. Anyone who charges 500 quid for a cat is bonkers. Most cats are free, a fiver at most, so fair play to the man, but do the decent thing and slip a fiver or tenner in the post just to shut her up! £500 for a manky cat, that craps in your garden and sprays **** all over your furniture, bargain!

Why don't we all have a judge julie thread. This needs a poll, Mods??

Jill, I'd stop right now, or you may be the one defending yourself in court.

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Wrong Turn

Do you have two left hands Chubby?

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I look like you now

Just done a full scan on my laptop, it's got more viruses than George Michaels vvanksock.....

Tomb Raider

Do you dig a hole and **** into it?

0-2 Saints It will be a turning point, and get us back to winning ways.

It just about sums it all up to be honest!! 1.5 hours this thread has been up and not one reply, it just goes to show that no-one actually gives a flying fook about badgers.. Poor bastards, I love them..

Did he tell you to 'Go home!'

Why are there so many dead badgers by the side of the roads? Is it they are knocked down but always by the kerb, knocked down and they drag themselves to the side of the road and die, or do people (farmers) kill them elsewhere and dump them on the side of the road to look like a car accident? I would definatly go for the farmer method, as I know a few carrot crunchers who gas or shoot badgers, and always fear getting caught. I know badgers are a pain in the arse if you are a landowner, but this has to stop!! The main road I use to get to work has been renamed Badger Bypass. Has anyone else ever eaten the black & white pig monkey? I would like to add that if it was genuine car accidents that kill badgers, why are there never any car parts, on the roads near the dead badgers. I mean if you actually ever hit a badger with your car, it would be a right bloody mess.

My Grandad is one of the lemonparty crew.

2 Girls 1 Cup

The Jap will score tonight with a header in the first half.

Die Hard

I thought you gave all your cats away?