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Stopped in the Old Ferryboat Inn in Holywell near Cambridge saturday night, the place was mental, spoons & glasses flying around the room all night.

On Who wants to be a Millionaire now, off his rocker on something.

Aunt Bessie's Fanny Batter leaves a greasy film in your mouth.

A Pole

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I've got the urinal from the Archers in my bathroom.

Foo Coff! ?

Cambodia ~ http://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/groupon-getaways/angkor-miracle-resort/3964198 = Bargain

Maybe have a bronze statue of him sitting in his seat in the Itchen stand with his scarf on and waving to the Northam. The man was our saviour and will always be, the day he died will always haunt me, more than Lady Di or Frank Drebin.

Savanna Dry made in South Africa ;-) sold in Morrissons it's bloody gorgeous, on it now. Gercha

Just heard a rumour that John Westwood is having his tattoo's lasered off and getting Saints one's done.

If we get promotion this season, surely this has to happen? It was his dream and promise to get us back into the Premiership within 5 years. We owe it to the Big Man

Bilyana would get it.

Anything by the Banj Band

The skates have to pay for their coach travel when they pay for their ticket, but it doesn't mean they have to get on the coach. Ticket in hand, many ways to travel to Saints without using the buses.

Pompey go down & John Westwood drives his ice cream van off the Itchen Bridge.

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont . Their first night there, she undressed and so did he. There she stood, nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same - she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit, but now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked, "What's with the black condom?" He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

He's probably there to empty his poop bucket.

Get a Golf

Fri: pub ~ dvd ~ sex ~ vvank Sat: sex ~ football ~ vvank ~ Connect 4 Sun: swimming ~ vvank ~ tv ~ vvank ~ bath ~ sex ~ vvank

Joe Dirt

I think that is a myth, surely he would recognise his sisters clacker.