Dog

Or the Dolph?

Just got two tickets in block 43, ran to my car to get debit card and the F***ers sold em!! All gone now, just tickets left in the Coventry end..

Skates

Sinking

Ship

Arrange a suprise bukkake party for her.

A 12" Black Rubber Cock

Would you rate him as bad as Joseph Fritzl?

Well you had better be quick as there arn't many left now!!

I have just put the phone down to the ticket office who have confirmed the game is 'SOLD OUT' with the last tickets sold on sunday afternoon!! Coventry still have 500 odd left.

I think we should eat the dead and poo them out in the toilet. Funerals are great, loads of booze and finger food and full of Milf gagging for it, especially the widower who has a few too many wines, get's tearful and bends over revealing her wanting hole and nipples exposed. The rest is history.

Apparently Coventry still have tickets available if anyone is interested? https://www.ccfcshop.co.uk/events.aspx See you in there. COYR

We ****ed it up last night, played brilliant and lost. Peterboro are good at home and it will go to the last game where we'll do Cov to go up and send then down. But after last night I am starting to twitch in my arse.

I got head butted and then bottled in my right eye by 9 Reading fans in the church pub, good odds 9/1 but I stayed on my feet and took my punishment before being bitten twice on the hand by the dog patrol. All for wearing a classy jumper. That's the name of the game! Bad result, we played bloody excellent but Reading came into our back garden and stole our apples! Gutted is an understatement.

I've got a stickman on my helmet using the Jap's eye as a halo.

Take some heroin to Thailand, you can bribe the local police with a wrap of brown for the best transexual in town.

Timmy Mallet's sniffing your undercrackers!

**Sold**

I think a 'draw' has already been arranged between the managers for friday

Canyoupayontheday.com ?

Not recommended on a windy day like today, now what do I do? Stings a tad!

Who's flag is that?

**** the drummer, let's all blow trumpets to the tune of OWTS?

Jack Cork still asks his mum to remove the top of his boiled egg.