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How old is she? What country? Is she rich? Is she fit? Does she take it up the ****? .

If you are positive & she is positive, then I don't see any reason other than a full-blown relationship. I hope you are happy together.

Well, we're not all lucky enough to go around sleeping with virgins.

How long does she have?

Losing to spurs at WHL about 5-1 after going 1 up, went for a toilet and they scored 3 whilst I was in there peeing. Mr plod went cart wheeling down the steps. Pub got raided twice and lost my trainer.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105339/Sexpresso-Wives-ban-husbands-visiting-Italian-cafe-busty-barmaid-serves-drinks-skimpy-outfits.html?ICO=most_read_module

At least we don't bury our loved ones in the rivers. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=342_1329917450

Mr Turkish, isn't that you dancing around like Boy George on 0:15sec with a grey top on?

I always leave my seat 5 minutes before half time to empty out my arse, before the Jim Royle's get comfy in there cubicals.

Very funny

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82235964/ I was watching a TV programme on sunday night where a 68 year old man was in a relationship with a 36 year old girl, they had been together for 20 years, which made her 16 and him 48 at the time they met. Sick in my opinion! A bloke at work who's 35 is married to a fat ginger piece who's 57, that's just stupid, although she sucks like a Dyson, her fanny hygiene has a lot to be desired. Who else is in a messed up age gap relationship?

Good King Wenceles Lords my Shepherd Once in Royal Davids City

Bottles of **** and balloons full of human ****. And used jam rags and condoms full of spunk.

Go to Kalgoorlie it's far better.

Filled the form out in Blue ink, it says Black ink on the form, will this be a problem?

Stopped in The Feathers hotel (Ludlow) on saturday night and got a ghost noise on camera, very spooky building.

Bruce Springsteen sang."You can't start a fire without a spark." The man obviously never played with a magnifying glass in the sun as a child,

Lucky Heather ?

Thank you for your help. What about the soldiers?

Please re-emburse me my 10 points for the Barnsley game MODS, and I'll be on 140 points....

Watched Couples Retreat last night, it was brilliant. I chortled all the way through.

How long do you boil an egg for?

Bumped into Will Carling at Wembley after some England game, it was the time when he was poking Diana, I asked him how she was, and if I could smell his fingers? He was very rude.

I wiped Steven Hawkins arse in the bogs for him at Villa Park.