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Look at the center point and concentrate for around 2 minutes (no less) and look at wall then you are able to see your lover’s face. Time for concentrating at center point may vary from person to person depending on weight. This illusion will harm your eyes. So view it at your own risk.

Down the Nags Head son! I've always used Whitechapel, the Beggar is always friendly and never many in there so lager lager lager! But car boy, I'm not sure where you can park around there.

Were you the one giving him mouth to mouth and screaming and crying to get the police as you thought he'd been murdered?

Plenty of touts outside the Bobby Moore stand before the game, I have purchased twice at face value if you wait around with 10 minutes to kick off.

Yes, him. He was on MOTD at the time and he was the ultimate throphy. He might still be there to be honest cause no **** could move him.

Last time I went to the Boleyn, I found Steve Bull sparked out in someones front garden, got food poisoning eating sushi (only thing left in shop to eat) missed last train home, so got a taxi back £160 and got to bed around 4am in the morning. Beattie scored in the 88th minute 0-1. Great night!

Did the ladymen deliver?

Own goal without a doubt, I was sat behind the goal.

Rachel Aldana cuts my sisters hair. I've been trying to get her to cut mine but she blatantly refuses.

I'm not saying that the jury was bias towards Harry Redknapp, but I thought it was a bit odd when the foreman announced "Not Guilty".. Followed by a loud "Mazel Tov!"

Made my first batch of fudge last night, I did a clotted cream fudge and a vanilla fudge which is the best. Going to start making it and sell it a summer fete's and jamboree's.

My friend in the local pub was a page 3 mirror, sun, parade girl. Ca_ _on Mar_ _ n Named after a scottish river. Just found one of her showing her clacker.

I'm going with my mum, my mrs, my ex-misses, my sisters & my gran.

Brilliant! So I boil some milk in a pan, not going over 115 degrees, add some baileys. That is hot milk with baileys you Nobber!! I want fudge.

I Love a good fudge. Does anyone have any good receipe's and techniques on making fudge? Mmmmmmm fudge.

Can we have one of these for all us thickos that can't cook.

Missile = penis ?

I've been to a camel fight in Africa, that was a right laugh.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=42e_1328543568

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ce4_1328562328 Different kind of bullfighting, where the bull is owned by a gang, at the end of the film you can see the losing gang performing CPR on the crocked bull.

1st = Double Drop 2nd = Fortyniner

The fisherman tonight was a ******, very boring & such a ponce. And the fact that he was wearing an Omega Seamaster in a country like that deserved him a short sleeve.

Yeah, that is exactly what i thought.. £2.89 for a tin which had 70% free.. Rip off, for a can of ripped off bullocks b0llocks..

38 mile drive 3 hour flight 45 min taxi 30 minute cable car 20 minutes skiing to office Then back again weekly