Dog

What colour was the train Mr Garfunkel? I went to France once and I felt like jumping off a train too.

Yes I know, I've text the lieing ****!!

It was all staged for the documentary, get over it folks!! Go and have a look at Syria if you want to get all upset, now that's real life. X

Very tempted to get one of these when it gets released, never had a Merc before, always thought they were driven by Turkish taxi drivers, but this little beauty looks awesome. http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/autoexpressnews/282550/mercedes_a25_amg.html

Well I'm glad I'm not the only one on here that thought it was staged. If you watch the whole footage of it on the web because it's been cut, you can clearly see the Indian firm giving vvanker and middle finger signs to the Nazi's for about 2 minutes before it all kicked off. Plus the camera crew were outside the ground before the match smoking with the Indian firm. So if you ask me it was the biggest stitch up since Jordan's fanny tuck.

I disagree, it's going to be mayhem over there!

Women's Basketball

Whoever voted for the Turkeys haven't a clue! They are good on home soil as a club team, but hate each other so much that they would never join up as one, plus they can't leave the country without a good reason, and most Turkeys don't have passports!! They are just a crazy nation full stop.

Awesome signing, get him here!

Tarquin & Jerremy will run them ragged.

To liven up News at Ten.

@dogrumours: I love Chaplow, but he'd get roasted in the prem.

JR was crap at Saint Mary's this season, he only touched the ball twice.

Coming up to the European Championships, I was wondering who was top boys in Europe these days. I know England on their day could destroy anyone with their numbers but that doesn't seem to be the case these days........

Do you have any 70's porn?

I am looking at putting £50,000 or £90,000 into a bank or building society for 3 months only, any ideas of where to put my money or wouldn't it be worth it considering the short term? If I'm only looking at making £200, I probably wont bother. Someone mention 'Overnight money market' whatever that is, but I do not want to lose any money. Help required please

A bloke down the pub recons he heard Nigel Adkins on his phone saying that he will increase his offer for some South American chap called Naymaaar for £20M ? ? ?

Barcelona

My newest editions................ http://www.eukicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/New_Balance_M1300NR_Navy_STAB_Berlin.jpg

First to 5 on Paper Rock Scissors would be a good decider.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Diadora-Borg-Elite-81-bnwt-vintage-not-retro-size-7-5-uk-/330733605918?pt=UK_Men_s_Shoes&hash=item4d0142541e I had two pairs of these back in the early 80's

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ADIDAS-ADI-DASSLER-JESSE-OWENS-OLYMPIC-VINTAGE-BERLIN-KOLN-MALMO-LONDON-ROM-Y3-/370616650918?pt=UK_Men_s_Shoes&hash=item564a794ca6 Would you wear these?

Coathangers

Minty - Useless man