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I do on a regular basis.

Does she mind married men? 6' 9" tall Dark hair Green eyes Size 4 shoe Waist 28" Leg 44" Chest 48"

WTF! I Didn't post this drivel. Jumpers are cool.

Depends if your dad finds out.

what is the point in having jumpers apart from they keep you warm? All the colours +patterns. T

I was out walking earlier, taking in some fresh air and excercise when out of the blue I saw 4 chinese lanterns with the St George cross on them. Now, I live out in the sticks and the nearest poundstretcher is a good few miles away, and then I thought, why during the day? Where they real chinese lanterns or just four ****ing UFO's ?

I can't believe people are still falling for the chinese lantern UFO game. I mean come on, chinese lanterns are more common than pigeons these days. Bless.

Dune, seriously I had the same experience around 25 years ago, me and 4 mates all witnessed it, two of the older lot in our group actually burst into tears. Experts at the time blamed it on the setting sun and clouds in the right place. Although what I saw that nite put the fear of God into me. But that was 25 years ago, well before chinese lanterns came along.

Skiing Swimming Tennis Polo Cooking Arobics Ice Skating Ballet Yoga Golf Netball Ironing

Switching from Eco Wipe to Andrex ?

The brass bands are returning and there is going to be a new creche opening under the Northam stand for SRS's love children, and Kevin Keegan is chief nanny.

Chelsea Notts Forest Southampton Wycombe Wanderers 1191/1

Barry needs to do his homework.

Question: Which Premier League player got his wife's niece pregnant? The scandal hasn't exploded in the tabloids yet only because a court gagging order is still in place. The order can't last much longer though, so get yer guesses in early... Tip: If you go cross eyed whilst looking at this photo, you can make them out.

Safety Dance ~ Men without hats. Being stuck in a lift with two identical twins from Cornwall after crashing 5 floors to the ground in Corfu. My fingers smelt.

Is she a Umpa Lumpa?

Is it her you are really after or the 5 year old kid?

Wrong time to start dancing?

I hope they abduct you.

Tooth Fairies?

The ISS went over your house last night @ 9.15pm. Tue Jun 29/09:14 PM 4 Minutes Direction: 16 above WSW 16 above E I hope this solves your problem you tool?

Why was the real reason they left Newcastle United so quickly together? Very suspect. And the robbery in the lay-by with the baseball bats, doesn't add up. Bad eggs, both of them.

You cheeky ****! My bed is made for me every morning.

World Cup Matches Argentina v Germany Argentina @ 13/10 World Cup Matches Uruguay v Ghana Uruguay @ 11/10 Holland v Brazil Brazil @ evens Spain v Portugal Portugal @ 10/3 Paraguay v Japan Japan @ 13/5