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Here Kipmeister. http://cpc.farnell.com/jsp/search/productdetail.jsp?sku=CP0381065

When's your old man away again Jill ?

Get a big dog, sweaties tend to stick small dogs in the deep fat fryer. Beagles smoke too much. Shar-Pei are too agressive and have flakey skin. Pugs snort and fart like a tramp, and you can put them in your pocket. Pug wins.

I got Algeria at work £5, prize £100 I got England at the pub £2, prize £64 I got Argentina at Ladbrokes £100, prize £1200

Well my car runs on both 95RON & 99RON if that answers your question. So it has an intelligent ECU, how will it benefit the performance.

BMC Air Filters, are they any good? It looks like BMC are the only people that do one for my model. Thanks for that Ponty what exactly will it do to my car when fitted.

The Lambo

Bollix, they don't do a replacement air filter for my car. They must do surely? Ponty?:smt102

Yes, when I was in the shower earlier, I started shower gelling my penis & scrotum, then all of a sudden my penis tripled in size and I turned into Spiderman, web everywhere.

Just on that "Go Compare" website filling in some quick questions. The first one was "where did you hear about us?" Are you taking the p*ss?.

SKY News - 'The sons of Derrick Bird have said they are "utterly devastated" by the death of their father and described him as "the nicest man you could ever meet". In other news, Fred West is now prime minister and Hitler has been Knighted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqth8Eo80EY

Donovan is pure guff.

Is that John Terrys child? Mrs Donovan is packing a piece.

FAO: Septic Tim. I will eat my poo poo, I am not a liar. How about a bet, you eat your poo poo if the septics lose, I'll even give you the draw.

Here you go. http://www.paddypower.com/popup/worldcup/world_cup_sweepstake.pdf

I get it, if you do the smoke you get the cancer, if you get the cancer you get help from the Red Cross or you die and they put you in the box. Good thread Blockhead.

Yeah, that is what I meant. I don't want a induction kit, just a air filter replacement square thingy. Supposed to give 30% more air, so should improve performance & fuel.

What is the best brand to get? K & N Pipercross

Number of Tournament shark attacks Applies to the number of shark attacks in SA during the tournament according to SA News. PP decision is final in settlement. None 10/11 One 4/5 :smt035 Two 12/1 Three or more 8/1 Nationality of first fan deported Applies to during the WC according to international news reports. Must be mentioned as a fan. PP decision is final in settlement. England 3/1 :smt035 Cameroon 18/1 Serbia 33/1 Holland 4/1 Mexico 20/1 Spain 33/1 Italy 10/1 Japan 20/1 Australia 33/1 Argentina 12/1 Portugal 20/1 Slovakia 40/1 Germany 12/1 Algeria 20/1 Slovenia 40/1 Nigeria 14/1 Brazil 25/1 Greece 40/1 North Korea 14/1 Paraguay 25/1 Switzerland 50/1 France 16/1 South Korea 25/1 Denmark 66/1 Ghana 16/1 Chile 25/1 Honduras 80/1 USA 18/1 Ivory Coast 33/1 New Zealand 100/1 Uruguay 18/1

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If England lose to the septics, I will eat my own poo poo.