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Hello Kipperface. Where are you going to be staying? Wroxham is a good central area to discover the broads. Fishing is the best in the country if you are into Esox Lucios and Zander like me. Loads of pubs full of real ales and straw hats. Make sure you get to hire a motor boat for a day and other than that it's boring and crap. However all the women are ugly as hell. Have a great time feeding swans and looking around gift shops. X

Yep, 5 times. However reading your story, I have just walked into town and I am currently looking at holidays in Thailand.

Was it the new comb over hair piece or did they think Glitter was back?? Your trip sounded great mate

Low Voltage underground mains armoured cable? Uh ok, I know where you are coming from now. You really don't have a Danny LaRue do you?

If an underground cable gets damaged it would take out the transformer. MB would not smell it in his bedroom. Why would all three phases go? Unless someone put a digger bucket through it, which would wipe out a large area all night.

OK, explain what you meant here then?

:smt103 =D>

Tracy doing her magic

Well blow me, the window cleaners have arrived,Lol.

Great footage of the horny bullfighter http://poststuff3.entensity.net/052410/flash.php?media=bull.flv

That is the biggest load of bullsh¡t I have ever heard, were you smirking when you typed it you d¡ck. Stick to cutting bell wire and iron flex in B&Q and maybe one day you may get a go on the tills. I don't know who you work for but if that is how you have been trained then I feel sorry for you. I wouldn't trust you to replace a plug top. Mods, can we have a cowboy tradesmen forum?

Do what I did, collect a load of dog shat, make sure it's fresh, add a little bit of meat so the dirty flies lay their eggs on it, seal box. Wait 24 hours, post box with royal snail, make sure you under pay so they have to collect it. Job done! Maggots and steaming turd in a box, beautiful.

My window cleaners are both female, fit, blonde, wear next to nothing, and do extras so I heard.

It's a dog!

33/1 http://www.paddypower.com/football/football-specials/world-cup-specials?ev_oc_grp_ids=242543 Get on it!! P.S. How's the fat Russian?

Fritzl

Good shout!!

Winner: Argentina Biggest Surprise: Ivory Coast

Maybe he wears ladies pink underwear.

Just watched a nature programme on tv about bees. It said bees were territorial and will be extinct withing 5,000,000 years. It also said, if you kill one two will take its place, if you kill a nest then two or three nests will develop. So for the good of the country, world and H.M. the Queen, get the kettle, it's bathtime.

Blackthorn

Sorry, that is Karol installing the dish for SKY. He even used a 240v mains drill ffs. He did manage to stop for lunch mind, to consume 4 sausages, a tin of pickled cabbage, 2 cans of Polski lager and a small bottle of Warvod, local vodka.

That was the SKY man, my mate slipped him a fiver to put the light up after he installed the dish in exactly the same way. Apparently his mate Dorcus was busy window cleaning, hence no ladder.

Mike Bassett 10/1 Worth a fiver?