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"However, if someone wants to sort out Big Sam with a free iPad, I'll pen an obituary of such poignancy, you'll cry your fanny off." "Oh, and I obviously mean an iPad 2. If you send me the first one, I'll post you back a bag of my own ****. I'm not a ****ing charity case." "Gemma Arterton was just on. I'd pour boiling water over my own face to get close to her, the sexy little rascal."

We had shifted 1,700 about a week ago out of our 2,700 allocation. Any estimates as to the final number?

"Generally" being 1 game? Looking at the score line we haven't lost there in the last 4 meetings.

I think he'd do very well as England manager.

Yeah up at the uni. Let me know nearer the time and we'll meet up for it

You doing the same for the reading game by chance?

Are there any other United songs we could change, or do we get them all?

Should be atleast 2,000 at Derby. I reckon Reading will be the biggest affected, with it being on TV.

Certainly in the corners is does, but I did 29 homes games last season and honestly cannot remember music after a single goal. I'll watch the extended highlights when they come out and listen closely.

Any chance the music is only played in certain areas of the ground?

99% sure we don't play music after we score.

4th place, Champions League.

About time we got out of this tinpot division

Probably down to it being ST holders only at the minute and the magnificent online system can't handle that.

By my calculations the last time we lost a league game after scoring first was September 29th 2009.

Taking less than 2,000 would be criminal

Scored in how many consecutive games? Won how many games after taking the lead? Won how many home games in a row? We are VERY good.

3 goals, great play, defended the pressure well, hit the post and crossbar, clean sheet. Perfect?

The attendance at St Mary's this afternoon is 23,574 which includes 1,545 fans from Watford #saintsfc

"Jinxy the cat run, real pussycat style" What on this Earth do that mean?!

2,700 tickets we've got for Derby away. Too much to ask?

Suck it, Watford.

Sounds very bright, decision making doesn't sound like it has been great though.

Get in!!

Had the horrible thought that it would be fitting for Lambert to miss his first Saints pen, in the first half at home to Watford....