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Wycombe away, Tuesday night, 0-0. Worst game of football I've ever seen, then after the match, after queueing for ages to get on one of the buses out, just as it pulled away I realised I'd left my bag under my seat at the ground with my keys, wallet and phone in it.

I'll take that as a no then. Well done you.

Indeed. He was giving it large about how he and Peter Reid had been heckling Capello at a manager's conference about England's performance at the World Cup - this from a man who had just been sacked by Notts County - and mocking the importance of "so-called tactics" in football. The man's a buffoon and Gillingham is probably above his level.

Do you really need to be so aggressive mate? Kids read this board - any chance you can moderate your language a bit?

Spurs have already had two offers turned down up to £12m, Juve also interested, he's rated £20m+. Still, maybe we could do a swap deal for Puncheon.

Martin Allen, new manager of Gillingham, was talking about him on the radio at the weekend. Basically saying 'if Butland's worth £6m+ then this lad's worth more'. So I don't think he'd come cheap but he's clearly a great prospect.

The Guardian has 31,000,000 online readers globally. HTH.

I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoes. I'm from Hythe and I never knew that. Huh.

Tommy Cooper was Welsh

Tbf there are 3 pages of hammers fans saying congrats, and then a few c*cks giving it the large one

The flare looked brilliant on TV so THERE

Fair play mate. I said on the 'SISU Out' thread elsewhere that we should show solidarity with the Cov fans tomorrow. Not just because, as we all know, it could very easily be us in your position, but also because any football fan should be uniting against the people who are destroying our clubs and our game. I for one hope you find a way through it and I wish you all the best of luck for the future (after tomorrow when it would be great if you could let us have a few early ones, just to settle the nerves like).

Read this and feel for them. Phrases like "the club's venture capitalist owners are considering pulling their funding", and its implications, should make any football fan feel sick: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/david-conn-inside-sport-blog/2012/apr/26/coventry-city-relegation There but for the grace of god. I for one feel for them totally. Also, as mentioned on another thread, they seem pretty keen for us to go up instead of Wham.

Foam hand and nacho hat.

To be fair the Euros are on

So it doesn't work across different browsers, and the wording of the message if you do finally get a confirmation doesn't make grammatical sense. Seriously, who do they get to do this stuff, some kid down the road?

Yep. Same for me. So, so poor to launch something that hasn't been properly tested. Absolute amateurs.

The alternative line is 01271 335708. Best of luck...

Can I just ask - are you a grown man?

You're asking whether people would want us to drop out of the automatics and lose in the play-offs? Hmmm, just let me look it up on http://www.takeareallywildguess.com

Fair play on the others but why in the name of god would we want Upson?

If in doubt, just ask yourself - what would Jason Statham do? I think he'd probably be cool and hard, staring into the middle distance with a slightly pitying look in his eye. So that's what I do, because he's *well* brilliant

And yet we still can't even agree on here what sounds best, let alone get everyone singing it the same

Pleasure mate. F3K is literally next door to West Ken tube so 4 stops on the District, 10 mins, you're in. Enjoy!

If you're west, the Famous Three Kings in West Ken is normally a good bet, and you tend to get a few Saints fans in there. http://www.f3k-london.co.uk/Venue.aspx Edit: Actually, they're not currently listing it as one of the matches they'll have on, but it's a sports bar so I'm sure if you ask them they will prioritise it over the Bundesliga etc that they're currently saying will be on. Give them a call.