Midfield_General

A table at an awards ceremony like that is usually about £150 per person or £1,000 for a full table. Two tables = two grand. I doubt they drank water all night, so you can chuck in another grand on premium priced booze for twenty people. So that's three grand of the St John's Ambulance's money they've spunked on a jolly fun p*ss up. Stay classy lads

The 012 number - got music forever, then rang for a bit, then got through

It does - that's what I got through on

No I got music for 15 mins, then it started ringing (for about another minute), then got through to the lovely John. Stick it out!

Agree 100%. Some people need to get a bit of perspective and some humility. Remember how you felt when we were going to lose our club. No-one deserves that.

This:

Eh? How is it his fault that a Donny 'fan' abuses Billy Sharp on Twitter?

Beating them would be a start

Be nice fellas and please read the OP's bio before spouting off.

For me Alpine its the fact that you only ever seem to spring out of the woodwork when something's gone wrong, or you've got something bad to highlight. It comes across as though you actively revel in the bad stuff, and want to whip everyone else into a frenzy of despair too. It comes across as though you love it and it makes you happy when things are going badly. That is why people question whether you are a 'supporter' in the normal sense, because most supporters do exactly that - 'support', i.e. try and be a positive force - but you don't seem to want to do that.

Someone found/ posted this on another thread earlier, but thought it deserved it's own (thanks to the OP): You can now download the ringtone: http://www.mediafire.com/?gt7eamr6ph59gzg And just so I'm adding something, here's how to get it onto your iPhone (bit complicated, but worth it): http://www.simonblog.com/2010/09/06/how-to-create-ringtone-for-iphone-on-itunes-10/

Apols if it's been posted before but it's the first time I've seen it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atpGGmr2iaw&feature=related

I live round the corner from Arsenal and go to the Emirates a few times a year. That first name/ last name thing is embarrassing. Only about 1 in 10 people do it, and the ones who do generally look/sound a bit sheepish when they're doing it because no-one else joins in. The overall effect is as cringey as printing out songsheets and distributing them before the game (which they also tried in a desperate attempt to get some atmosphere going. It didn't work.)

Good grief. Although it explains a lot.

Echo have now removed the reference to 'an assault on the Championship' in the last paras. What sort of cretin sub ed let through in the first place?

Jesus. Horrible news. Get well soon Dan. (FYI - there's nothing in that story that says it was the bouncers. People need to be careful what they say without substantiation.)

Beautifully put

Had to laugh when the commentator on Saints Player/ Solent was reading out the texts from fans once it became clear we were going to win it. Obviously hadn't read them in advance, as he read one out along the lines of "... and we've got one from Dan which says, watch out you dirty Skates because we're coming for you". He then followed up a few minutes later (presumably after an ear bashing from the producer) with a rather sheepish "... but of course we offer equal support to all our south coast teams".

Kerry Vixen

And they haven't bothered giving him a squad number

If we've got £15m for him that's the best piece of business we've ever done

Is this written in code?

And Bild has the sixth highest circulation of any newspaper in the world.

Quality - we have a winner

Well his song's sorted: "Stop! Ammar time."