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(Michael) Ow-en The Saints Go Marching In

Saw him play for Rangers in the SPL a few times with mixed results. Started off alright, but quickly regressed along with the rest of the team, although to be fair to them all they were being asked to play demented football by a be-curtained buffoon. His main problem is that he's Larios-levels of teeny tiny. He'd get annihilated in the Prem.

Such a brave, brave hombre and trains like el toro. Has a tendency to play it backwards and sideways though. Will he bring Matéus Gill with him?

He sounds ideal

Nathan Redmond. Free agent, 6 months, pay as you play 👀 Makes sense - versatile, knows the club. Gets us through to January and then reassess

He was at St Mary’s vs Millwall. Very complimentary about the atmosphere.

It takes something special to be even more of a twat than Wesley Hoedt, yet somehow Charlie Austin manages it, over and over again

On the free agent list. Bring him home ❤️

Now we're reduced to wanking off tramps for a sniff of a Crystal Palace reserve I blame Ralph Krueger

Next season’s kit has been leaked on DH Gate

Boufal on there as well. Only 32.

Legendary England centre forward David Nugent

Pele, Rivelino, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho…

Well, there’s the new Saintsweb banner

What??? You’ll be telling us he’s not really part falcon either next Thank god you’re here

Falchener has given us the bird Time to fling some serious peanuts into the monkey pit

Yes it certainly is a mystery

Monkey Chicken Pitting Zoo

David Affengruber Let's see the puns for that one then

Dragan won't be happy when he gets the bill

And it's into the League One relegation zone for the football genius So much scar tissue, couldn't possibly expect to do any better

Yeah I did think about that but is he really 'Arsenal' enough for it to make a difference? Born in Stoke and has played for eight clubs of which Arsenal are one. Only played there for two seasons and didn't really win anything with them (the charity shield doesn't count). Honestly don't know how rabid it is these days given that players like Campbell, Bentley, Gallas, Adebayor etc have all played for both. You could be right though.

Personally I'd be straight on the phone to Spurs. They've got all that money they're desperate to throw around and at the moment their keeper options are Vicario who has been proven appalling and Kinsky who is a raw kid. If they're serious about re-establishing themselves as top six side they need a proper keeper, and given their shocking start they'll probably be doing more panic spending before Tuesday night. At the very least you'd think they might consider a loan. Also, if he went to Spurs he could link up with Matty Fernandes to form an unparalleled relegation specialist double act.

He did his best to miss it tbf - put it straight at the keeper who made a bad error and threw it in 🤣 But if your confidence is low then it doesn’t matter how they go in, and hopefully it will do him the world of good to be off the mark. He works hard, and agree it was great to see how much the whole team including the subs wanted to celebrate with him and push him in front of the fans to take some glory. Great team spirit, love it. Onwards and upwards for him I hope.