Midfield_General

Night night sweetheart. Don't let the chem trails bite x

Time for bed Matt x

Not sure Matty's really in any position to be lecturing people on restoring their reputation, to be honest

'Cruel and unusual punishment', of the sort specifically outlawed in the Geneva Convention

Pannick OUT

Having a few health issues, but has a treatment plan

Best of luck with everything Whitey

And deservedly so. Fucking idiot

Fuck off Phil Time to go, and take the rest of the Sports Republic wankers with you (Not you Trousers)

Gibson - Gene Hackman, if Gene Hackman was a camp, shit dwarf

Soon to be remade by ITV

Penalty to Ipswich

Famous also of course for his pasta sauces. Including... carbonara. We're through the looking glass now, people.

'Who'd liiiiiive in a house like thiiiiiiiis' (One for the kids there)

I fucking didn't, having been at the Spurs game

His team mate, surely

Wife uses it all the time. It's the same as having the painters in. Example usage: 'Sorry darling, not tonight, I've called in Lord Pannick'

That’s not how legal defences work though. You pay top whack to get the best possible lawyer who gets paid millions to convince people that black is white and then shut the fuck up and let them try and dig you out of trouble. Hence why the first thing they always tell you to do is say ‘no comment’ to everything, however much evidence there might be that you did something. Just shut up and let them handle it. Honestly, has no-one else seen 24 hours in police custody?

At last, some good news

It doesn’t matter who you have as a defence lawyer when your CEO admits guilt in front of a room full of people to the person who is prosecuting them. The cheating is on the management/ analytics team (specifics tbc), but the way Parsons has handled it has been absolutely inept. He fucked us before our defence could get off the ground or the panel had even sat down.

Lovely stuff

I don't doubt we're going to go on about how everyone does it, but the proving it bit might be tricky. Surely we'd need the backing and evidence of multiple other clubs to do that, and we've made ourselves such pariahs over this that I can't see any other clubs running to support us. They'll just look the other way until we've taken the fall and everyone has moved on, and then quietly remind their own people not to be as dumb, arrogant and useless at it as we were.