Midfield_General

Yep, I can’t stand it when people are abusive on social media. Ah

Vestergaard and Faes as the twin fulcrums of a Martin side playing out from the back would be a sight to behold and absolutely solid comedy gold.

Oh sweet Jesus, not this again. Surely you must see the tiny flaws in that otherwise brilliant strategy? Really? His first managerial appointment an unmitigated disaster and sacked after 14 games? £7m wasted on an Isthmian quality centre forward? I'm not sure an absolute shitshow for 14 games followed by two scraped wins, two good performances and one sound beating, while sitting in 14th not far off half way through the season qualify as 'coming good' and everyone should be lining up to suck Spors off just yet. No comment

I’d punt Edwards as well. Looks to have slipped to fifth in the pecking order and we’d probably get a decent Championship level fee for him from QPR or someone desperate as he still seems to have a pretty good rep but that hasn’t been borne out whenever I’ve seen him play for us. Promote one of the u21s to be fifth choice and free up probably £5-6m or whatever plus wages to add to the fund for a big, strong, powerful, hunky target man.

Ian Andrews? Eric Nixon? Big Willy Caballero?

Kathy Lloyd. Kick it old-skool.

Tom's hips sink Skipp

"What the f*** did you say? You calling me a c***?" #TondaDeathStare

And the Wembley cup final after beating Liverpool home and away. YAWN

Kill, in cold blood and in full view of the cameras. Send a message.

Christ, he's intense. Fixing Blackmore with a cold, unwavering gaze like he's weighing up whether to take on pity him, kill him or fuck him

Loving the song the Hearts fans have for Claudio Braga

That's got that quantity surveyed

Preach

Personally I’d like to see an unchanged team and shape. We’ve done nothing but chop and change this season, so some continuity would be nice and now we’ve shown we can play let’s let the opposition worry about us for a change. Guarantee they won’t be looking forward to it too much now they’ve seen what we can do a decent team if we hit our straps.

In a sick bed in Ipswich

Yeah, not only a good player but also seems like a GLTHATP. (Great Lad To Have Around The Place). An actual one though, not a Lallana/ Stephens one.

With Williams and Sesay coming through too, if we’re going to continue only playing two in centre mid maybe it will be time for Flynn to return to his spiritual home in January

The difference today was: - every time someone received the ball in midfield they had clearly been told to turn, look up, and drive forward - we played to the strengths of the three midgets/ wisps up front and played the ball along the ground as much as possible and into space behind rather than pumping the ball up in the air - we took our chances (Azaz early one aside) - we were aggressive and competed for everything (almost - free header for the goal aside) - we got our forward players who have the ability to hurt people on the ball as early as possible, to feet, in the areas they wanted it - specifically Scienza, Fellows, Azaz and Armstrong Basic stuff, but put it all together and it’s stuff we haven’t been doing and it’s night and day from the nervous, back foot shite that’s been served up by managers and players too damaged by defeat to trust our ability to attack.

One of the all-time match threads, this one. Spectacular stuff. Fucking Saints. Just when you think you’ve got out, they pull you back in. Magnificent today. Just magnificent.

"If it ain't relegated, relegate it"

Was just thinking the same thing. The best thing we could do right now, I was thinking, is to try out an innovative new approach to football management that nobody's tried before. Ideally masterminded by a disrupter, thought leader and out-of-the-box thinker. I think that just the suggestion that we may go down this common sense route, which we've all been crying out for, will give everyone associated with the club such a lift that I'm now pretty confident we'll beat Charlton.

The endless self-aggrandising about what a great manager he was grated a bit when we were playing poor football and getting beaten every week. The training video where he sounded like a supply PE teacher. The endless wanging on about the double hard mining town he came from, as if it was in some way impressive. The sub-Brent turns of phrase. As I say, I think the impression most people were left with was less about the football he produced and more about how he came across as someone it was very difficult to like, let alone respect. He was like the knob who corners you in a pub who you can’t wait to get away from. That on top of the fact that most people didn’t want him in the first place meant it was doomed as soon as he didn’t hit the ground running.

Absolutely this. Can’t deny he’s done well since he left us, and genuinely fair play to him for that. When he was with us though, his football was rubbish and we looked every bit as clueless as we have done recently. But rather than just buckling down and getting on with trying to sort it out, instead he made an utter twat of himself and by extension the club every single time he opened his mouth. The way he compounded his poor results and performances with making himself and us a laughing stock with the stuff he came out with made it a very easy decision by the club to sack him. I honestly think he may have been given more time by fans and owners to try and sort it out if he’d just talked less. You can’t deny he’s entertaining in a pantomime villain type way though, and I’m actually weirdly looking forward to seeing how he behaves this weekend, just because whatever the result, you can guarantee he’ll find a way to demonstrate once again that he’s an absolute, solid gold throbber.

Yeah that was my understanding too. But that's a bit different to 'he was all set to stay until something happened and he suddenly decided to leave at the last minute'. There had been no indications at all from either side that he was ever considering signing a new deal, we were obviously going down so needed to prepare for the financial impact of relegation which meant making some big sales (from a squad where only Dibling and Fernandes could really be considered 'big'), there was no way we could countenance letting him run his contract down, and Spors did nothing but talk up his sale price from the moment he arrived in February. That seems totally out of whack with suggestions of him being 'set to stay'.