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See also: Norwich, Man Utd. I know it's just Glasgow trolling but jesus, he could at least try not to make it so obvious.

4/1 second favourite Out of work Interviewed there before and apparently got offered it but chose Rangers instead. Same board will be making this appointment. He’ll be in the mix

Superb

Did anyone see what happened with Welington for him to have claret pouring out of his nose? Looked like something off the ball and Sky didn’t show any replays

On Tuesday we went much more direct and finally won a game. For a month before that we ‘kept it on the floor’ with Armstrong at CF and won fuck all. Genius

That side has literally never played before right? So it’s a completely experimental line up, that he’s testing out away in the derby Cunt

This is Spors’ and SR’s man remember. If he loses this it’s 100% on them and that has to be the final straw

There is no out ball whatsoever in that team, only Scienza so they’ll double up on him and kick the shit out of him, job done. Team of midgets up front in a game that will be a hard physical battle. Unbelievable

Drops Stewart and Fellows Absolute fucking joker Fuck him

Yeah, that’s not how contracts work lads. It’s the same as when he got injured at Standard Liege. Injury or not, for the duration of the contract he’s their player, unless we agree to terminate, and why on earth would we do that. It’s only six weeks anyway. He’ll be back in time for their play-off push.

Wouldn’t want to muddle your thinking by seeing them play

I know it was the Carabao Cup and not the league, but it feels like the absolute twatting that we gave them in their oh so intimidating shed a few years ago often gets overlooked. 4-0. Macca had a great game, Ings ripped them to shreds, Cedric knocked one in and then Redmond delivered the KO. Some quality finishes that night.

Every time Psycho Dennis starts an anecdote the sound of the host’s arsehole puckering up with apprehension at what he’s about to come out with is almost audible - “different times, different times” The story about Lawrie McMenemy’s suit at Fratton was pretty grim. Beatts comes across really well. Good stuff as always

Am I counting all the managers we’ve had in the list of all the managers we’ve had? Yes, yes I am.

They got relegated under Martin and we’ve had five managers since then. How many more do you want to try?

Yep. The point is that if they’re not performing for whatever reason and haven’t for ages, and if the increasingly persistent rumours are true that they are the toxic influence in the dressing room, then there is no value in keeping them however good they are meant to be, we may as well get rid and start afresh, and now there’s not really a lot left to play for this season, we may as well start now.

I’m not convinced we’d necessarily do worse without those players. I do know we’ve been appalling with them though, and it’s not like we’d be risking derailing an otherwise brilliant season is it? We’re not going up and we’re not going down. Perfect time to do it. And we are allowed to sign other players to replace them, it’s not them or no-one. God forbid, we might actually try to sign some who are better than them and improve the team. Maybe Manning could be next, or would that be way too risky?

Yep, we’re not going up and we’re not going down so might as well get some use out of this season and use it to purge the clique. Get rid of the lot, make Scienza captain and build the team around him for next season to try and get him to stay.

Not just a great talent but comes across as a terrific character both on and off the pitch, the absolute highlight of another bleak season supporting this club. I liked him before, and he’s gone up even higher in my estimations after reading that article. If we had a team of Scienzas this season would be a different story. Top, top man. Would just love to see him get the winner this Sunday and properly write himself into the history books of the club.

Harwood-Bellis looked much more assured tonight. He looks so much more comfortable in a four.

Shout out to Peretz for winning us that. Bamford should have scored but it's refreshing to be thanking the keeper for a win and a clean sheet, rather than fuming after them equalising from the one shot they manage on target.

No Bazunu ✅ Drop Manning ✅ Drop Wood ✅ 4 at the back ✅ Fellows playing as an actual winger ✅ A target man who can win a header and hold it up ✅ ...and we win a game. Who'd have thought it. Tonda's a genius.

Predictions: - Stewart goes off injured, out for the derby and the rest of the season - Flynn gets himself sent off so he doesn’t have to play at Fratton - Tonda switches back to 3 CBs at half time when we’re 0-2 down and chasing the game

The bbc graphic shows 5 foot 7 jelert as one of three CBs. Now that I would love to see

No quality metrics whatsoever then. No mention of whether the transfers were a success or not. Just that they were 'facilitated'. It's like that bit in Spinal Tap when they're described as 'one of Britain's loudest bands'.