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For he's jolly good, apparently

God that's exciting, I love modern football Let's hire an open top bus

Standing firm to hold onto our star performers and send a real message of intent. Well done SR

Full text: George Long says 'Hi, I'm George Long and I'm a complete waste of a loan space'

G'wan Grimsby On the pitch on the pitch on the pitch

“I was pleased with the second half…”

In their entire history, Rangers heaviest ever defeat in a single game is 0-6. Rusty going for another record!

6-0

Hmmmmmm

Good half lads

And it's 5-0 This could be double figures, genuinely. They have completely collapsed.

4-0 He's made them as much of a laughing stock as he did to us. The chickens have come home to roost for his failed system and bullshit.

3-0. This is brutal. if they keep their foot on the gas this could end up 6 or more.

2-0. Poorly defended corner.

The player the fans were fuming had been picked to start and he gets two yellow cards and sent off within the first eight minutes. Astonishing.

Aaaand they're down to ten men after eight minutes Fucking hell 😂

4 minutes. 1-0 down. Wide open down the flank. Keep it tight for the first ten lads.

Slim Joe 'Slothwell' Rothwell chosen to run the midfield in a must-win game. Setting up in a 4-3-3 with no proper defensive midfielders in a match in which they can't afford to concede. Looks like caution to the wind, shit or bust. Fans going mental already. It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.

Oxlade-Chamberlain gets paid one and a half million pounds to stop pretending to play for Besiktas. Football is mental. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c707l4kxwlwo

Tom Cleverley? Mark Bright?

Nice

Sensible signing. Good to have more back-up, wouldn't want to block Ryan Fraser's pathway to the first team.

Right winger. 6 foot 2. 6 goals in 25 appearances on loan for St Pauli in the Bundesliga last season, plus 1 more in the cup. Couldn't get in the side the season before that at Lens. 2 in 15 games for Guinea. He's 27 so they can't say he's one for the future. Dibling replacement so would need to come straight in and perform, and be better than Fraser to improve the squad.

It didn't happen last night either mate, it was Archer, Fraser and Matsuki.