Midfield_General

Marvell's good too. Captain America - brilliant

Exactly. It's like William Blake said in The Marriage of Heaven and Hell, his philosophical satire of 1790: "If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: Infinite. For man has closed himself up, 'til he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern." As you'll remember, Blake uses prose, poetry and vivid illustrations to challenge traditional morality, arguing that opposing forces — such as reason and energy, or good and evil — are both essential for human progress. Which I'm pretty sure is what Mark Dennis was alluding to in that video.

To build on your analogy if I may: When patrolman Alex Murphy had his arms and legs all shot off by Clarence Boddicker and his gang and was left in a pool of his own blood on the ground of an abandoned steel mill, did he give up? Did ambitious junior executive Bob Morton of OCP give up? No, they did not. They had Murphy's corpse converted into Robocop, a heavily armed cyborg with no memory of his former life, who went on to be hailed by the media for his brutally efficient campaign against crime. And if I know Dragan like I think I do, I think he will be taking some lessons from that. We're in safe hands, gentlemen. It's 4D chess. The long game. The club has been playing it all along. Matt Le Tissier knows. You just wait. You'll see.

Bev Priestman

Night night sweetheart. Don't let the chem trails bite x

Time for bed Matt x

Not sure Matty's really in any position to be lecturing people on restoring their reputation, to be honest

'Cruel and unusual punishment', of the sort specifically outlawed in the Geneva Convention

Pannick OUT

Having a few health issues, but has a treatment plan

Best of luck with everything Whitey

And deservedly so. Fucking idiot

Fuck off Phil Time to go, and take the rest of the Sports Republic wankers with you (Not you Trousers)

Gibson - Gene Hackman, if Gene Hackman was a camp, shit dwarf

Soon to be remade by ITV

Penalty to Ipswich

Famous also of course for his pasta sauces. Including... carbonara. We're through the looking glass now, people.

'Who'd liiiiiive in a house like thiiiiiiiis' (One for the kids there)

I fucking didn't, having been at the Spurs game

His team mate, surely

Wife uses it all the time. It's the same as having the painters in. Example usage: 'Sorry darling, not tonight, I've called in Lord Pannick'

That’s not how legal defences work though. You pay top whack to get the best possible lawyer who gets paid millions to convince people that black is white and then shut the fuck up and let them try and dig you out of trouble. Hence why the first thing they always tell you to do is say ‘no comment’ to everything, however much evidence there might be that you did something. Just shut up and let them handle it. Honestly, has no-one else seen 24 hours in police custody?