Tokyo-Saint

Get in the hole phil. This song would be a lot better if it was they've 'got' wittingham we've 'got'.... Or swap for the opo manager, like on sunday "you've got Pulis, we've got ponchittino."

I think it was reconnaissance Phil.

You have to pay an extra £5 and book in advance if you want a real pilot (£15 if you book on the day).

Did you mean to slag of Turkish there bear or is it just a coincidence?

Sorry bletch, sorry mods, sorry everyone. Mods please move this to the muppet show, I'll make it better with some Japanese videos and tits and stuff.

Don't worry MLG, I signed it for you. I put all the usual FM researcher stuff down to maintain your usual street cred and reputation.

MLG if it was down to you, the suffragettes would never have gotten started and the Magna Carta would never have taken off the ground. Now maybe these guys need Steve Ogrizovic to throw himself in front of the Queen's horse but this at least is a start.

I do that sometimes bear, I can be 40 minutes into a Stoke game, shouting at the TV about the long ball tactics, moaning about Crouchy not taking it to the corners, then I realise "this ain't us!" and switch the TV back to TV burp or whatever.

Flyer is offline

Not so new Joy division stuff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PldpBJEn4vQ

Newish babyshambles stuff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e2QAFkuJPo

1 more post flyer before you go the way of Tartan Owl, Corporate whore and all the rest. Make it a good one!

Playa!

I'm confused - didn't you say they were great signings and would take you to the next level?

I would like to see those results Michael. I bet there are a few stunners in there?

This is how much of a knob he is, his advice on footwear is... Shoes: your choices for peacocking with shoes are generally limited to two options: lifts or cowboy boots? Super Mikey, if you wear either of these I demand you PM the admins and get the super bit removed from your name!

Ha! I went out for drinks with 'the game' in Tokyo as a friend of a friend invited him along. He was there promoting his book - I can confirm he is a complete dweeb and got absolutely ripped (mainly by me). Who does he think he is? I might start a book "how to rip American know it alls" by Tokyo-Saint and then do a tour.

Ah the Ben Tranh Market in HCM, I know it all too well. Ben does a fine job there but Tranh is a lazy bastard. Stag do is June 7th so have to go without. Amsterdam though so I believe the *****es also like Euros, that will have to do.

First one to post the pic of Redknapp with the JCB at Pompey's new training ground gets +10 rep points.

Hi Phil I have a stag do next month, please send me some baseball babe magnet caps. Thanks T

I mean errrrmmmm Shhhhhhhhhhh. I always pay my fee! Hey Steve Grant - Look over there..... On the main board..... what's bearsy doing now? Crazy scamp..... look over there!

Yep!

The penny has finally dropped with the QPR fans... http://www.qprdot.org/viewtopic.php?t=68457&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15

I once paid a fiver for membership of an Internet forum. Hard to believe I know, but honestly it did happen.

Although saying that bear, when we were at the FA cup paints final the other year, someone must have thought it was a good idea to give all the kids a load of gazoos. I don't know who likes the sound of those gazoo things but it's not me. It sounded like the worlds biggest wasp was on its way to Wembley. In the end I just went home. Better to be safe than sorry.