Tokyo-Saint

Hi capital, The photo didn't work but that might just me my iPhone, it has refused to load some images before, I think the FBI might be censoring it. I am currently recruiting a small band of rebels take take part in Guerrilla (bear) warfare. As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do? As a bear rebel you will: 1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board. 2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time. 3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear' 4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and aneme. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously. What do you say? You interested in joining up?

Bear was just saying in TMS that he finds himself strangely attracted to Tom Baxter. Is there anyway we can hook them up?

You been veeted yet spud?

Haha no problem mate.

It really is a Sh1t forum. It's like if bear ruled the world.

That didn't work did it crabby? What you did is effectively roll your eyes at me. Bear isn't going to see that, we have each other on ignore to save on confusion and so we don't have to worry about those double posts we kept doing. To win the fresh sushi, you have to quote bear and then do one of those eye rolly things. If you do it in public (i.e. the mainly bored, that's double points). I don't know bear in real life but I know his type, low life, sub human scum. I am nice to him though as I feel sorry for him with his speach deficiency based around plurals. VFTT asked me about japan. I sent him a load of PMs with info and his reply was "I'll trawl through that tomorrow" therefore I have formed the opinion he is a bit of an arrogant knobber.

Don't let Lenny Veet you, even if he says it for comic relief. He is a big man, you won't walk for a week afterwards. Itchiness will be the least of your worries!

You going to veet yourself as a special little hotel treat tonight?

I have experience with both. By the way for those not medically trained, veet is Dutch for finger...

Ugly inside - it like a cross between a fan appreciation board for here and a grave yard for banned posters from here.

Can you upload some pictures of the different types of pussies please spud? Thanks spud.

Hang on, flirting with bear? The Japanese hotties boning is now off the table! Until you do the eye rolly thing at him anyway.

I'm friends with everyone on here crabby (except view from the top who is genuinely arrogant not putting it on like Turks), however that is boring so I need a menisus. I looked around for ages, had SB for a bit, one of the old gits but kept mixing up which one, so in the end went for bear. It's convient really as he is generally near by and pretty dumb. I can hook you up with one of my wives mates if you want? They are always looking for new victims.

Eh crabby, didn't you see the pic I put up for you? If so, what's all this praising bear stuff? Please don't praise bear anymore or there will be no more sexy Japanese girls for you! Call him a try hard or something, that's much funnier and more about the stuff when you roll your eyes at hi , this is especially good, also do the little smiley man rolling his eyes.

Bearsy is a bit gay timayes and by the looks of things he is grooming you. Don't be taken in, the last person he groomed was cheese on toast and look what happened to him!

You can still find dune on the UI board - I don't think he is your type though baz but you could always put a post up there and he will be sure to reply.

Good naming and shaming franny but you need two more.

Just sing the feckin song bear, I am at the dry cleaners at the moment. Apparently whitey doesn't do sarcasm and it's costing me!

Thanks doctor. Are you a real doctor by the way or a mentalist like milts?

Little Caesar!!!!

If the main feature of your 8 minute video is an interview with Guillem Balague in a noisy pub, as a presenter you should probably learn how to pronounce Guillem Balague. The guy is so egotistical he says it often enough, just copy him.

Yeah that sports week thing is so dumb. I wanted to put a comment but as I was also commented on the corten steel thread that got closed down, I thought it might be too risky. I didn't want to risk my 100% clean as a whistle record. That presenter though looks like the feminist from carry on girls. You won't know who that is bear as you are only 1 year older than cheese on toast, so for your information here is an example. By the way, if you google 'woman in short and tie' there are some fit ones. Might be worth a thread of their own. Here is an example: Here is a Japanese woman. This does not have anything to do with anything but I think it adds to the thread in some way. You're welcome crabby!

You'll be banned by Xmas bear.

He speaks to god! Obviously god is a bit like Baj and he hasn't got time to speak to every dumb poster on here, so what he does is have mods (cardinals) who tell everyone what to do and how much of the breast they can actually post and what is the permissible level of trolling allowed before infractions are handed out (floods and plagues for god). The thing is there are also loads of mods (cardinals) so god needs a main man - like the pope/Charlet