Tokyo-Saint

You also need composure as well crabby, that is what I would say we are missing. That's why La Llama is smashing it over the bar, he only has 11 and that is with training.

Ha! He's got you there glesga. I've seen sounds before but only in old batman TV programs and batman doesn't support saints.

Yeah, I am sick of the new owners not showing respect.

Not our words, the words of the premier league managers and who are we to argue? Plus one of those other donkeys may have come first but let's face it, that place is probably taken by Shaw. Put that in your football manager database and smoke it.

He's 24, does that still count as being young for a footballer?

I am pretty sure De Canio lives near Coombe Lane near Richmond Park. I saw him there broken down last summer waving his arms around and stuff. It was pretty lols as he has a pretty good car obviously. I know it is a bit of a leap to assume that he lives there just because he was broken down near there but loads of footballers live in that area and there is pretty good access to the M4 for Swindon (or Reading I guess).

Brad Jones is one of the worst top flight keepers I have ever seen. The only think worse than his keeping is his hair cut.

I won't believe this until it is on the official facebook and twitter feeds.... or Simon Peach tweats it.

Rock gigs? This is muse, coldplay with electric guitars. They haven't done rock since plug in baby. To answer the question, stay around Kings cross or angel, holloway road is a student area. It will be about £7 in a black cab tops.

Yo mumas so fat, when she masterbates it looks like beary's 3sum.

No, it's the 720 super chipped monza limited edition but good guess.

I like the cars in this magical land, much better than our real life cars, more like the ones in iRobot.

Yellow card for shoe horning that story in uncle Phil. On the Plus side, at least it was just a category 2 short story about golf.

Cortese needs someone that can speak bachi as he believes it maybe what puncheon is speaking. Jawa sandcrawler dropping off some driods it found wandering round town. Looks like a nice city though, where is it?

What about TOKYO'S (and bear's) magical wonderland?

Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the gays. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the gays. Pap is the king of the socialists. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Spud is the king of the Toilets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Milts is the king of the mentals. Bearsy is the king of the muppets. Bearsy is the king of the muppets.

I liked that one Phil, no celeb golfers buying you beer, no women throwing themselves at you and said golfer, and it had Nigel Atkinson and a man named Randy. 7 out of 10, well done Phil.

For the record, I'm have never said Bearsy was king of the muppets let along banged on about it.

Yo mama so fat she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone.

As you may or may not be aware, bletch is my father, this came as a surprise to me as well but he said so and the man is rarely wrong. This make DP a kind of uncle, a kindly gentleman with a couple of quid and a friendly way. I run to sit on his knee when he arrives with fond memories of his previous visits, pictures of alien slags on the pull in Dubai etc. The only problem is, I find out uncle phil has a load of stories to tell and they are not about Carton or the fresh prince but about golf and golfers buying him drinks. This causes me to run away to the mainly bored or whatever but this just encourages the story telling uncle to tell more stories and post more golfing pictures. There it is ladyboy phil, the truth laid bare like an Angolan comfort girl looking to bring home the bacon.

I always try and get my work done on weekend mornings, if not Sunday afternoon. this can sometimes get in the way of the match but I either let it run or pause it if it is a good game. This frees up the rest of the week.

Come on Baz, you started off ok on the muppet show but now you seem to be after alp's job on the mainly bored. What's going on?

You only post when your winning ^

Liverpool look weak from crosses and balls into the box, I am basing this on MOTD and yesterday full game and the Oldham match. We have to really get Lambert involved in this match.

Where did my post go? I thought it was a good metaphor?