Tokyo-Saint

Top 5 golfing Phil stories: 5) the long one about golf including celebs buying him beer. 4) the long one about golf 3) the medium length one about golf 2) the short one about golf 1) the one where he just posts a picture about golf

Don't worry about that bear, worry about what the squirrels are doing in the picture above the fire.

I like your thinking bear. Some other ideas: This may or may not be Justice Mike but I just like it anyway. If you don't have it Mike, Milts will.

Good point, we'd only waste it on a Kenyan and a Norwegian international bench warmers.

Justice Mike is way behind on his infraction and banning targets and therefore is at risk of missing out on his cut of the money me and bear bring in by tricking dumb registered users into coughing up fivers. Therefore once the the curry fund hits an all time low, there won't be enough left over for a new Avi. He also changed the title of my Liverpool build up thread after my small typo. He has the porn, now for the new avi. Here are my efforts: (this one needs bear to photoshop justice mike on to her tit but you can see where I am going with it) Mike and the girls Please make an effort, Mike is only low on cash as he is fair with his infractions and banning.

Do they have any more Lallana types we can have?

You are mental Turks. Next you'll be saying we need a bigger ground. We don't always sell out the Dell FFS!

They are a good team Ron but too many foreigners. I can only see one 'real' English man in there and another born abroad that has been shoe horned into the England team. It is the amount of foreigners in the modern game that is ruining the England teams chances. I mean, with a first team like this, were will we be in 20 years time? Edit: And Steve McMahon but with a name like that, I thought he was also foreign.

Another good point Bear. I am sure the mods will move it there and make all sticky once the Norwich game is out of the way. I am expecting the Liverpool line up to look something like this: GK Bruce Grobbelaar DF Alan Hansen (captain) DF Glenn Hysén DF Steve Nicol DF Steve Staunton MF John Barnes MF Ray Houghton MF Steve McMahon MF Ronnie Whelan FW Peter Beardsley FW Ian Rush I think we need to put pressure on them early. If we give them space, we could be in trouble.

Another good point about Liverpool Spudders and very relevant to the build up of this important match. Do you think there is any truth in the rumours we are going to change sponsors to Crown Paints from next season?

That's a point, is she good looking? Were you looking more for answers like, ginos restaurant, followed by wine at yours then up the bum? And everyone just assumed you meant list a county castle?

What you on about Charming? Read the OP, you are going well off topic here.

I like these players, playing in this formation. -----------Boruc---------- Clyne-Fonte-Yoshida-Shaw -----Cork-Schneiderlin----- ---JRod--Davis--Punch---- ---------Lambert---------- But with punch abd Jrod swapping. Stole it of someone on the moan board and can't be bothered to change it as it is mostly correct. Anyway - Cheers Mike

Take them to a gig then, somewhere like Brixton http://www.o2academybrixton.co.uk/

Yeah whatever, It's all just big frocks and tuxes. Mrs loves it though so I took her there for a look round. She said after it was one of her favourite places in the UK

Dumb bear! Ken Monkou doesn't play for us any more and no one is interested in what he done to you in the showers. It was your fault for following him in there. It wasn't on the official junior saints tour. Although I do like your idea about the front sweeper, tell us more.

Highcliff Castle just north of Winchester is used for Downton Abbey, Americans love this apparently.

4-4-2 doesn't work any more, plus Morgan and Cork will be too deep.

Yeah more good points there spudders and Turks, Lallana and Gaston have been inconsistent. What we really need is someone who can take a full back on. I'd like to see Rowe on the bench.

You are right, there is a bloody cover up!

Will Paddy Power give me my money back as Fergie didn't do his interview? What about if his nose exploded in the dressing room, will they pay out?

Roy?

Keane is such a troll there. He is probably on red cafe at the moment calling himself 110%UTD or something.

Is that when MP goes to manage Madrid?

Jose obviously after the Man U job.