Tokyo-Saint

Sorry to tell you all but bear has been banned guys.... He was on his final infraction and although I tried to stop him, he insisted on posting some gay soft porn. He just kept saying, "the guy is fit, I have to post this, the peoples must see it" I was like, "bear no don't post it. Remember the trouble you had last time you posted gay porn?" However when he is all crazed like that, there is no stopping him. Rip Bearsy.

True, he won't even get through the first couple of tiger woods ones in that time.

You could listen to golf stories, that's always an option.

Unbelievable! People will give money to anything (no offence doc, just I didn't imagine anyone would part with their cash). I meant what I said about business advice by the way, if you have a specific question PM me, if I can help, I will.

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You're going to get any money from here, the idea in it's self is mental. You might sell some cake but that's it. If you have any questions about business, setting up etc, you can PM me and I will do my best to answer or at least point you in the right direction.

You two are so gay. Just bone each other and get on with it.

It would be Lols if Turkish got raped. Again

I don't know why but I've suddenly got the urge to buy a watch. Has Derren Brown also been given a role at the club? I am sensing subliminal messages.

Sorry, just missed my target there, ended up in the lounge by mistake. Let me try again.... Hi Mods!

Watch me move this to the muppet show.... HI MODS

Which knob or nob would come first though bletch?

I'm still confused. Which one of these does Bearsy suck on saturday nights and which one is a Beartie Wooster style gentleman that Bearsy sucks on Friday nights?

So was avenue saint saying that Turks is of a higher status than him and therefore looking down on him? He must be scum! Turks is a salesman FFS. And drives a BM... Did I mention he is a salesman? FFS, how is that possible.

Top 5 milts PMs. In no particular order, I'll start: Title - duu Content read: uighh Over to you...

Hi Turks, You are probably not aware but I posted on this thread and therefore it has automatically been moved to the muppet show as a precaution. With this in mind, unfortunately all metaphors are actually banned. Innuendo is fine, one of those bletchy puns he calls homophobes - fine but full on metaphors are unfortunately outlawed. You see there is always a danger over here that milts will take it literally and actually put a straw in his brother's eye before getting a raft and... Well you get the picture.

We've all had that problem DPS but don't worry, these things tend to work themselves out and before you know it a mouth or bum will become free again.

I'd happily take a win if it was offered now.

Longstanton spice museum? Norfolk owl sanctuary?

Ha! 4 countries with asian birds and not even a mention of Japan? What's going on Phil? It wasn't 'top 5 places to snag a doubty' and you just put the wrong title by mistake was it? How can Thailand be above Japan? And as for Singapore? That's just mental.

Hang on! What's going on? This thread was gibberish for ages, surviving on the moan board then as soon a I post on it, it bloody gets moved. Is there an automatic robo mod following me around? Has it been set to 'move to the muppet show' as soon as I post on something? Well let me warn you mods, one more move and I am posting on the Pompey takeover thread.

Road saint is a very angry young man. I wanted him to be my arch enemy for a bit but for some reason he turned me down. I do admire his energy and anger though, like an ultra conservative cyber punk. Only Jeff le taxi beats him at this angle but he is a genius.

I'm always confused to whether to add a K to nob to make it knob or not. Does one mean like door knob but without the K mean like Turkish/penis style knob/nob. Bletch please confirm.

Exactly! Nobody wants to hear about old rubber neck having a fee of 100k and then raising 100k for charity.

Obviously they are the worse spudders and come in at number 7, one after; Long golf story involving celeb buying him a beer and wrinkly rock star doing karaoke with Phil.