Tokyo-Saint

The 2nd option please, although they both sound like a fun way of spending the last 20 mins at work.

I like that bear, got any more game/nipple combos?

I've never been over charged or taken the long way round by a dog.

Sorry bear. Please feel free to contribute yourself by the way. This is a participation thread.

Who's that Bob, some bint off TOWIE?

Dogs are f8cking great and are in no way comparable to lobsters. I take 2 dogs to work with me each day and regularly playing football with them (they play the Pochettino pressing game and I am usually forced into the long ball game). I much prefer dogs to humans or bears. They are the most loyal and honest animals around, miles better than fecking taxi drivers. Come back when you can do any of the those things with a lobster.

Yeah, Rodriguez is the closest we have to that at the moment. Be interesting to see how the under 21s play using the same system but with a completely different set of players.

We do desperately need someone who can take the ball past someone. At the moment it is all pretty passing in front of the opposition back 4 but we struggle if the other team plays deep and hits it long to the flanks.

Anyone know why Mayuka isn't? Top 100 players in the world and all that.

Funnily enough I think you'd like it as it is political satire based on how the media report & sensationalise things.

Saintandy666 is definitely more a Newsnight/Question Time sort of man than a Brass eyer isn't he?

FFS people, read rule 2! You have to want to suck on them. Justice Mike, can we hire a Stretch Mark Sally (stripper obviously) to enact some real life fractions on these posters?

What I like on slagbook/babybook is when people say "that's it for me folks, calling it a nite - nite x" Like we have been talking or something. Usually I am reading this in bed in the morning, trying to wake up gently. All this I get from this is I now know when most of the girls I went to school with go to bed. Just done a quick survey of my timeline and 1 in every 2 updates were about people's kids. It must be like porn for peodos. I've got more baby & Child shots than Garry Glitter.

This ^

I am able to bump up my posts by just saying stuff like: "this ^" "like he said ^" "dumb bear" and "whatever Turks". Take these and the pics away and I'm on less that 100.

Put them up on rate my poo bear, then we can use their software to properly judge your output. As these the Bale bananas or it that just a totally different and unrelated event?

We're gonna need a bigger stadium!

I like Saint Garrett, he is my favourite group 2er. We need some people to be taking about saints at some point otherwise it would just be me and bearsy talking crap and winding up taxi drivers. More like Saint Garrett please. Even Charlie is a kind MLG with a sense of humour. It takes different stokes, different strokes to make the forum.

Not now you know his weakness anyway. To be fair to Turks, our whole team will be susceptible to that attack. Our only victory will come against the wet fannies, apart from that, we are in trouble.

Dumb bear! Now we are in trouble, MLG will be straight on to this! You'll be next into battle if Turks gets taken out.

Yeah! you better what out!

Us of course! We have Turkish.

Poor old hypo, trying to crack a funny problem being its the Lounge so people don't watch comedy, they just watch the news and question time. To help explain for the newsnighters here is what he was referring to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNs2mOkKzc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Dumb bear! She's been on the throne for 60 years. She knows what's she doing.