Tokyo-Saint

Who was your favourite member of take that Turks? Were you able to do any of their early break dancing moves?

You don't know your beautiful Pap!

Oh Turkish you rotter!

Can we change the words of the song so that 'rotter' or 'rascal' replaced ****? Would that work?

That's amazing Phil, you are wining so far!

So are these camel lallana things real Phil or was it just some desert jokes? Cause this thread is for serious facts not comedy.

That was the strangest banchie yet but also the sexiest. It started off strange with the DA boning Spartacus's bird. After he spunks, he then tries to go down on her! This never happens, who'd do that FFS? Then there is the usual crazy sh1t, then suddenly Spartacus decides he doesn't want to just be a cop, he also wants to still rob stuff. There is no explanation for this at all or as bear says any reference to him almost killing like Tyson. He doesn't even need to go to court to explain tysons rape or what he decided to enter the ring with him while arresting him or why when he stated losing he then decides to bite Tyson loads or Tyson complaining that this is unnecessary force. Would recommend this!

Right, I'm going for part 4 of banchies, you lot try and keep the camel w@nking stories to a minimum as I will have to catch up later.

I'll take your word for that phil. So how did they get it to bone the lllllama thing? Also, did it work? Wasn't there just loads of really warm camels walking around feeling violated. One more - what does camel milk (we all know you mean spunk) taste like?

What after your desert porn stories? I wouldn't have thought so, no.

If that was the case bear, he could have just threatened them with a story followed by a dvd and then another story of course.

Cheers Phil. 5 reputaion points for the only person to adhere to rule 1 ever.

That is a strange and interesting fact phil

Hi Bletch The nurses let you use the internet at night again or are you on 4G or something? Nah, there was no way to tell whose pub it was really, it's lucky dip in those baths. Pubes are generally nicer when they are attached to people it is when they are loose and free in the wilderness that the problems start. Yeah the rave one is the 2nd one. Again people are dropping like flys at that rave, taking milt's pills and then turning rabid. Even the prime minister's son dies when fingering a 15 year old, yet still not even a mention in the news or a single sun journalist coming over to see what's happening in bansheee. Also why does he hate the fat bald guy from king of the hill? He's just decided he doesn't like him. They did explain him walking round in a really tight shirt though when the fit police woman he will obviously end up with says "what happened is the shirt too small?" This is strange as it was made for the real sheriff who was actually bigger than Spartacus. What would he have done if he hadn't died? His shirt would have been well too small for him!

Sorry for muggin you off mizzers, I got you confused with sad old git who likes correcting spellin and gramma.

Someone spiked your shisha tonight Phil? Quit the jibber jabber and get some believe it or not facts up.

Alright bear, just watched number 3 of banshee and it was pretty good. It is also pretty stupid at the same time, what was all that fighting with mike Tyson bit? I get it, it was entertaining but why did he do it? Also, what is he going to put into his report? There must be some MLG style boss that he will have to tell about it or explain about it when it goes to court. Not only that but the sun would be all over that kind of story, he'd be famous. Still pretty watchable though. It's a bit dexters though, is it made by the same people?

I kept watching just waiting for the spunk but or the punch line but it never happened. Phil, he'd know which one is you cause you'd be the one telling some 30 minute golf story while recommending 3 kings or something.

I think he's meeting spudders tonight. After that I've asked him to kill, I mean meet with golfing Phil for wasting 4 mins 40 secs of my life yet again.

Was milts his doctor too?

Yeah, I watched the first 2 episodes last night and the good news is that you may well be male after all, it was pretty good. The first episode was better than the 2nd. I am hoping it keeps going well but a little bit of me suspects that it might end up like quantum leap with him getting into a crime solving adventure each week. I do like the bad guy though. I'd like to train my dogs to each people like that but am not down with eating my steak with the same knife I chop fingers off with though. The main character is OK, he is a bit like the original Spartacus (from the TV show - not that old original one bletch, only your and whitey know about him). I will watch one more tonight and then maybe back you up in the arts, either that or slate you for being a charlatan, racist, anti-semitic bum rapist, one or the other depending on how good tonight's episode is. Another bear fact - bears can't get AIDS. Some scientists believe this is because they invented aids by bumming monkeys but this has never been proven.

Yeah sorry bearsy, sorry pedo. Bearsy aint that kind of bear as he isn't muscley anymore, apart from his right forearm and wrist which is still massive. Here is a picture of bearsy winning his award "Birmingham Bear of the year award 2010"

You can have that one bear. You are so worried about tactics and stuff on the main board, you are laggin miles behind in the sign up stakes. Here is a fact about bears: “Bear” is an LGBT slang term used by homosexual men to describe hyper masculine men who have hairy bodies and facial hair or who are heavy set. Here is a picture of aforementioned bear 2nd fact - bearsy is a regular vistor to bubbaclicks and loves getting his picture taken by bubba.

F*ck you bear, it was all me and the bath stories that was getting him hard. You just said you'd give him an award. By the way, i believe that award should be worth at least a fiver to make up for the money wasted.

Ha! another one sold. You watchin mods? Can I split the fiver with bear? Even though he didn't reply on my reputations thing, I was hooking him in with stuff about Japanese baths and pubes. Also - Justice mikes, can you respond to my PM please? Thanks