Tokyo-Saint

Don't know what happened there mikey, sorry about that. I guess I was so furious about bear DRAGGING this thread of topic, I lost the ability to post pictures of tits. Hope it didn't spoil your w@nk. Let me know if you need some PMs from my private collection. Sorry again!

This is what I am worried about. I expect Joe Jordan is working on this right now as saggy reads the racing post and does his dog's tax return.

I'll give it a go tonight. I can only go with what IMBD is saying and they are saying 'Sex and the City'. Spudders or even justice Mike, I hate to do this but bear has posted on this tits thread 3 times now (4 if you don't include when my quote bit) and hasn't posted a picture of a tit or a nipple once. We can't have posters just ignoring the forum rules and going off topic all the time can we? Action needed mods! Don't make me go all the way to the top - site suggestions forum with this. nobody wants that. Edit - here is me staying on topic:

Ok, I am downloading the first few episodes now. It looks ok part from IMBD says people that like this show also like: Castle, VERONICA ****ING MARS, THE GOOD WIFE and Sherlock which ain't bad to be fair. Pretty heavy on the american female content again bear, this is your final warning! The final decision on if bear is an american girl will be announced tomorrow. So the mods don't move this to the arts. Here are some nice photos on topic: and for bear

What is your favourite Miles Jackobson moment bear? I like it when he is just standing there is a T-shirt looking at the camera and is all like "yeah, what the f@ck? I'm a gamer, whacha goin to do about it?" Also - watched that girls thing you were on about. The good news is, you are not gay, the bad news is there is a 83.2% chance that you might actually be an american woman. I had to turn the 2nd episode off as it was so boring, just american women moaning about stuff. RP saint love it though. Bits I liked are 1) "I'll get the lube" 2) "let's play the quiet game" (while she was talking while boning) 3) "your a dirty little school girl and you are going home with cum on you" - her face was lols 4) Q "Where do you want me to cum?" A "what are the options?" In fact, I generally just like that guy. Maybe they should have made a program just about him. He reminds me of the guy from Kids http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113540/ this is one of the best films ever. The bad thing is for every good line he has, there is an american girl saying "ooow" and I hate that. I might try one more time as RP is into it - problem is he might be gay and or and american woman as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHx3Gv_CQK4 http://forum.breasttalk.co.uk/category-view.asp

Another minus 1 point please spudders.

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Don't listen to his weak excuses spudders, he's be posting inappropriate pictures and videos of Miles Jackobson soon, eating an ice-cream and talking about having virtual conversations with Daily Mail journalists, all while wearing a faded brown or black T-shirt. Soon, we will ask him if his b!tch fought back when he tried to smack her up and he will just reply with a link to another forum and a podcast. This needs to be nipped in the bud!

Hi Spudders Can you deduct some points from bear please? You see he has disappeared and just as I was about to start my usual rumour about him being banned, I noticed that he posted on the main board this morning. He deducted some points for me posting on the lounge but that was just me on holiday from the muppet show, I would never neglect it the way bear has. He even PM'd me and said that he was looking to fill the gap left by MLG and has been posting less as he has been researching statistics and stadium expansion plans. Send him down ma lord!

They've got stoke up next, which I think the BBC gets to show as part of their 6 nations coverage. They could easily outhoof them and get 3 points, that would probably take them out of it. On the other hand, lose the next couple and they will be in all sorts of trouble.

Sama? You are too polite bletch, I'd have been happy with a simple kun. +81 is the code for Japan and if I had to guess, crimewatch would be crimuwatcho. That lesson wasn't the same with hanna was it bletch? Sorry!

I hate to be the one to correct your English code breaker but I think you'll find it's s'eoJ balcony.

Where is bear tonight? Is he smacking his b1tch up?

Like all of these - applications to be the next saints researcher on football manager if MLG ever steps down.

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If we do get off our collective arses can we not put the white guys with dreadlocks with baggy fisherman's pants and either juggling or on a unicycle at the front? They always detract from the point of the protest and make everyone look bad.

I've never eaten in Ikea (mainly as I thought it was a furniture shop and therefore to and avoid going there) - what's the food like? Do you have to cook it yourself?

He also played 45 minutes for Norway a while ago and seemed close to match fitness then, shouldn't be fitness by now. Steve Miller from fat fillies could have gotten him fit by now.

Yeah, that's what i was doing too.

Any idea why he hasn't even got a game for the reserves?

oh dear, you haven't even got that going for you.

Ok, got a bit more time so here is my story/advice on the 'women that are into violent boning' situation. This story is set in Japan and involves 2 of my mates, let's change their names to protect the innocent. Friend 1 - let's call him Mr x has a girlfriend (Japanese) that is really into the violent side of boning. Friend 2 is the guy I went travelling with and ended up living with in Japan, let's call him saints web forum lurker mathos t or 'eoJ' for short. Over a few drinks he (Mr X) is telling us all about what they get up to and what she is into. We listen with interest as he explains all about their rough sex, hair pulling, throwing her about and eventually when close to the vinegar stroke, strangling her to the point of near suffocation. Mr. X's bird apparently loves to be suffocated and this is something she quite often insists on during their boning sessions. Me and eoJ are loving these stories as they are not only funny but are good for a semi and are also educational - I had never heard of this before and thought rapists just made that sh!t up to try and get away with stuff. Anyway, one Sunday a few weeks later we all went out for a few drinks, a few mates and their birds, nothing special, a meal and a bit of karaoke - usual Japanese stuff. It is all pretty quiet and at the end of the night we headed home. At the time I was living with eoJ, and another mate and we all took our birds home. now his bird was a very nice girl. She was quiet, cute and very Japanese. They hadn't been together long so he was pretty pleased to drag her back to his sex dungeon. Everyone headed off to bed until about 20 minutes later and there was chaos. This girl was knocking on my door (mid bone for me), crying her eyes out and insisting to speak to my girlfriend. She was speaking in Japanese pretty quickly but some key words I could make out were - 1) suffocation 2) Pervert 3) Violence 4) Call the Police 5) Call my family. After some investigation, what had happened is that my mate was so impressed with Mr. X's stories he thought he would try out a few moves with his new bird. He decided that as this was a new relationship and she appeared quite an innocent girl that rather than speak to her about trying out the violence stuff, he would just introduce it to the foreplay and see how it went. He said that things were going ok and although she didn't seem to enjoy the hair pulling, she also did not object. Things really started to go wrong when the boning commenced fully, he (no doubt violently) turned her over and started to bone her doggy style. This is the first time they had done doggy style (maybe even the first or second time they had boned) and the girl was no doubt surprised to feel is hands grab her firmly from behind by the neck and start to squeeze the life out of her. eoJ was enjoying the boning too much to see her desperately trying to reach for the mace and panic alarm. Everything was OK in the end though, we were able to calm her down, explain the situation and order her a taxi home. Strangely we did not see her much after that. All I know is my girlfriend said she did not want to date foreign guys again. Anyway bear, hope this helped and good luck.

Jos is good when we are under the cosh and teams are pumping balls into the box trying to force the game. If the game is even or we are pressing, he is not great. He is not very mobile and doesn't read the game as well as Fonte. He also has a Titus Bramble style mistake in him

I know diggers, it's true love bru, true love. This is why you could never be my nemesis and your application was rejected.