Tokyo-Saint

I'd take a 2-0 defeat if offered now. The most important thing is to keep the score down. Usually I'd say we have to turn up and give it a go but whats the point? **** it, I'll bite your hand of for 3-0.

You got any more star wars ones bear? I like doing those yawn things. Thanks

:: Stop spamming up the main board with your lame jokes, dumb bear :yawn:

Reflection off those new mirrored cigarette things?

Did you like the pics of the bird posted above? If not, do you like squid or octopus? If not, I'm out.

You're not a big fan of him, I can tell.

Are you sure Forren is a real player? I thought they just made him up for tax purposes or something. Is he any good?

Would you like a porny PM?

Wouldn't worry about it, he's dead now along with the other mods Ron manager knocked off.

Yeah, here is some snaps I took of her before.

Yeah it ain't her, she took her purity ring off and put it on his cock by all accounts.

None of them is really smiling pedo. One is sucking her finger (nice) the other two are kind of grinning and the final one is either laughing like you just pulled your pants down or is suggestively showing an opening.

This thread has taken a turn for the worse. Don't worry i'll try and save it. Interesting fact - one of these birds is a virgin, can you guess which one?

Ha! The other week I got one of those durex sex toy things along with a load of vitamins and stuff. Nothing too kinky like windows, just these little vibrating things for a laugh. Anyway, the basket was full of stuff and the b!tch behind the counter put everything else through first and then when it got to my cockring pretended she couldn't find the bar code for it and spun it round loads for everyone to see. Now I don;t give a sh!t, I know she was just trying to embarrass me but as most people that shop in there are mental old women, it was probably embarrassing for them. I used my mrs' club card thing though so hopefully she get loads of vouchers for other sex toys etc.

Maybe it's a bluff to get twitchy targeting our left hand side, then Shaw is in the line up and Fox isn't. Or maybe that is just wishful thinking.

yeah it's a good one but ladyboybummin Phil usually has that one down before the first round of drinks has arrived.

What are twyndyllyngs? Answer: Twyndyllyngs is an archaic word (of Welsh origin) which means 'twins', or, more accurately, it is a version of 'twinlings,' i.e. twins! English pronunciation singular:TWIN-diling plural: TWIN-dilingz Welsh pronunciation: TuhWIN-deellings, with the 'double L' pronounced the Welsh way.

Yeah but twiggyfiddling is English (well welsh origins but at least in the English language dictionaries) - minus 1 reputation point for naming other whale hunting competitors and trying to find words in their lingo.

Did you murder the mods? Someone has to test this no mods thing, post a pic of a fanny or something. Wibble you still lurking? Can you assist with this?

Yeah whatever - as long as it comes off bear's total, it's fine by me. Speak to spudders about the finer details.

Frances Benali's 30 minute curry (up the walls) was a good read.

FFS whitey, can you stop busting my facts! It's like trying to tell a story on QI. Edit: I mean well done whitey you found the other deliberate mistake. Shame you were so wrong about the word one and missed Twtfflyings or whatever but you can have 1 reputation point for this one.

Yeah of course, that's fine. Spudders can you arrange for these points to be taken from Bearsy rep points and given to Phil? Cheers

Sometimes I am playing with bearsy and he is putting down words like ***t or fiddilings but most of the time I am just cheating. I replace my **** letters I get dealt with TWYNDYLLYNGS, put that down, declare I have won and then f*ck off and doing something not so geeky (like play dungeons and dragons or read harry potter).