Tokyo-Saint

Yeah, i am liking saint_pedo, I think i will give him 5 reputation points for each of his spunky facts. Pedo - to claim your reputation points just say 'I accept' in the next 23 and a half hours and spud gun will add the information to his database records.

Yeah I don't know why they do that, you are sitting there all relaxing and then someone else's pub hits you in the mouth. Before we went over there this new year my mrs was talking about her dumb mate and her even dumber boyfriend, she was saying "he had never been to japan before and he was doing really stupid things like letting the water out after he had a bath. Everyone was laughing at him but my dumb mate was really angry with him". I was like "What you on about? I lived in Japan for years and that's the kind of thing I do. Whachju do? If anyone laughs at me, I'll kick their sushi eating ass". Anyway as pedo has only got one more post/fact left, I guess I am left to keep the MS going again. It is not socially acceptable to pick or blow your nose in public in Japan, but it is not uncommon to see elderly men urinating onto the train tracks or platform at train stations, especially in rural areas. I like this rule!

No Saint_Pedro I didn't know that, it is completely new information to me. Did you know that Japanese people shower first, then get into a hot bath. Everyone uses the same bath water, but it's clean water because they clean themselves in the shower first. Unless you pee in the bath of course, then it isn't clean and all your in laws moan at you and your wife gets the hump for at least 48 hours?

Looking forward to the world cup?

No it ain't bear, this one has underlining and bolding and loads of dots..... much more than the other Ricky Lambert threads so therefore it is not just another Ricky Lambert thread.

That's alwight, alwaz happy to help you wit your English.

He types how he wants. He types how he wants. David from Sweden.... he types how he wants. I like it Swedish Dave, makes you unique.

Hi missery, Didn't you miss a comma in youR gramma or somefink?

Oh yeah I remember you coming onto someone or something. Wasn't there some discussion if it was a lady or a ladyboy or not? I can't remember if wibble confirmed, just you spunkin all over the MS.

I always thought you were gay bear? Just goes to show, you think you know someone then.... Rule 1 up some pics bear and I'll apologise.

This is what happens when you spend your time posting about tactics for left backs on the main board bear! FYI pedro, I think it's called all bran as when you have a sh1t afterwards, it's all brany.

Wibble and some others - did you read the rule about having to be prepared to suck on the nipple you were posting pics of? Some of you will suck on anything (so bear says anyway).

Me too. I wish villa or Wigan had signed him up to give him that chance he deserves.

What after what shaw did at Wigan? I don't think so and just ask the 9 about Lambert - get them in the list!

Side boob is actively encouraged Bob. The mods love a bit of side boob.

Minus 1 for spudders for even asking. Minus 1 for Percy for coming onto bear, minus 10 to bear for accepting and flirting. Plus 1 to milts for supplying the pills and being such a good doctor. Thank you doctor!

Milts can you please confirm the length of bear's chin chin after you've done your examination? Cheers!

I think you should give bear a thorough examination first milts.

How's the world of medicine Milts? You holding your end up?

I think it is where he calls Portsmouth a football club bear, he ain't get a leg to stand on, obviously bullsh1t.

Fox every time, bear has never been known to keep it tight at the back or to keep a clean sheet.

£35 million? Sold to the man with the man with the moustache!

Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just £5 can help a disabled African learn the difference between an intruder and his girlfriend.

Having another dump spudders?

You have a porny PM.