Tokyo-Saint

Yeah but then you find the b!tch has a **** later and there are no refunds.

Nah, cause I just smash down TWYNDYLLYNGS while saying "scrabble muthafuka" and then everyone else just gives up.* *except bletch, bletch stays to grind me down. Eventually (3 mins later) I get bored and he wins

You are all dumb, I was just testing you. The longest word is TWYNDYLLYNGS, everyone knows that!

I don't think plurals count bears, especially not for you.

Yeah they do my head in too. Worst is the other end of the spectrum, the kids! Why do people get their kids to do things right in front of me? I mean, I understand it might be an ok idea to get a kid to put their own ticket through the ticket gate of the tube, or to be the one who pays the bus driver but not a two year old and not during rush hour. There should be a different lane for people not in a hurry or slower at doing things. Also, a different lane at busy bars for people just ordering pints and definitely another lane for people like Turkish ordering cocktails. Get stuck behind one of these people with a big order and you could be waiting 20 minutes.

Real words Whitey. Not scrabble club made up ones!

The Fiesta belongs to Fox, he is on performance related pay.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child. And for bletch: "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. & "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Milts will be along in a minute.

Bletch - Could you please look into this last MLG post to see if you can find a clue to who may be using his account? Thanks

12:23 - Tokyos opens murder investigation 12:25 - Bearsy logs into MLG's account posts on main boards 12:27 - Bearsy immediately comes under suspicion. 12.28 - Tokyos puts on the rubber glove in preparation.

It is obvious to me that there is a serial killer on the loose here. MLG has obviously been killed and now so have the mods. Some of you (suspects) may say that MLG was logged in on the main board the other day but did anyone notice there was no corrections, videos or links at all? This I believe was the murder logging into his account to cover his tracks. Also, were are the mods? I haven't seen or heard from one for ages? No one is getting any infractions any more. Everyone is a suspect (but especially Milts) What is your cover story? If you ain't got an alibi, you're coming in for questioning.

Bears, can use f*ck off back to the main boards pls? Nows you is over theres, I is fully concentratings on taking over you spot heres! I can't be doing thats if U is popin back all the times.

You will never got proof of this Phil as in your neck of the woods, before the duck has even landed let alone quacked, it is being crispyfied and rolled in a pancake.

His mum says she has no idea where he gets it from.

Young beavers stay with their parents for the first two years of their lives before going out on their own. Good to know!

Do you promise?

Sorry bear. That does sound like something that needs investigating.

A duck's quack doesn't echo.

I don't think they have trees in the north east bear. They got rid of them all to make way for the ship yards and the factories. Something to do with Thatcher I think, although it is hard to tell now dune is dead.

That's exactly what I thought Turks! We could make millions. We would have to be very careful not to come over all 'right said Fred' ish though. That would always be the danger.

Good to know. Golfing Phil can I have my chocolate made just from the spunk of a lalana camel please as I don't want to take any chances. Cheers.

That contact-less payment or whatever it is called is the way forward baz. You can already by small stuff likes drinks etc in Japan just using your oyster card (suica over there). Saves you standing behind some wannabe scouser while he fumbles around trying to find the correct change to buy a copy of the Mirror and 10 silk cuts.

Is that lallana camels or just normal ones?

I am loving those reunion shows, all started by steps reunited. I heard that 5 are looking for a 5th member since Jay quit, would this be something you would consider? I think you would make a great Jay. The best reunion programme of them all is 'there are no innocent bystanders' though, this was very interesting.